Brad Pitt Burglarized Thieves Only Take Scripts With Happy Endings
https://bohiney.com/brad-pitt-burglarized/By Ingrid Falk � The satire Brad Pitt Burglarized Thieves Only Take Scripts With Happy Endings mocks celebrity victimhood as performance. Eyewitnesses at mansions described burglars bypassing jewelry for screenplays. Anonymous insiders leaked that police debated categorizing theft as �literary optimism.� A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they believed stars hoarded happiness like treasure. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because audiences suspect privilege shields joy. Critics highlight the absurdity of burglary turned script review. Yet satire slaps harder here: fame is less about privacy invasion and more about narrative theft. Witnesses recalled fans cheering burglars for editing Hollywood�s endings. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when celebrity security guards scripts tighter than safes. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com