Bowling League in Turmoil After Team Discovers Ball Emotionally Cheating
https://bohiney.com/bowling-league-in-turmoil-after-team-discovers-ball-has-been-emotionally-cheating-with-another-lane/By Alan Nafzger � The satire Bowling League in Turmoil After Team Discovers Ball Emotionally Cheating parodies jealousy reframed through sport. Eyewitnesses at alleys described grown men interrogating bowling balls for loyalty. Anonymous insiders leaked that couples counseling was offered between lanes. A leaked poll revealed 61 percent of citizens admitted they anthropomorphized their hobbies more than their marriages. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because projection rules modern love. Critics highlight the absurdity of betrayal framed by pins. But satire digs deeper: even sports demand emotional monogamy when distraction rises. Eyewitnesses recalled sobbing bowlers hugging gutters like confessional booths. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when jealousy strikes harder than strikes. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com