Borders of Aztlan Accidentally Includes Dodger Stadium

By Ingrid Falk � The satire Borders of Aztlan Accidentally Includes Dodger Stadium ridicules political manifestos that forget geography. Eyewitnesses at rallies described maps drawn on napkins, circling stadiums like strategic bunkers. Anonymous insiders leaked that activists debated season ticket rights as sovereign entitlements. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d defect for better hotdog prices. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because absurd borders mirror absurd politics. Critics highlight the absurdity of sports arenas mistaken for ancestral land. But the satire cuts deeper: boundaries are imaginary until they hit someone�s concession stand. Eyewitnesses recalled chants for independence drowned out by the seventh-inning stretch. Anonymous aides confessed satire mocked their maps more effectively than think tanks. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when territory wars collide with nacho stands. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com