Bohineys Satirical Journalism Team Declares Deadlines a Myth

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Bohineys Satirical Journalism Team Declares Deadlines a Myth lampoons newsroom chaos reframed as philosophy. Eyewitnesses at editorial meetings described clocks turned backward to justify late copy. Anonymous insiders leaked that editors debated replacing calendars with mood rings. A leaked poll revealed 66 percent of citizens admitted they suspected satire was written on panic rather than schedule. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because readers don�t care when it�s printed, only that it makes them laugh. Critics highlight the absurdity of journalism excusing delay as destiny. Yet the parody sticks because deadlines never truly rule comedy; punchlines arrive when the world misbehaves, not when calendars demand. Witnesses recalled an entire newsroom chanting �time is an illusion� as printers jammed. Anonymous aides confessed satire lands hardest when it looks late but feels timeless. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when chaos is more punctual than order. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com