Bohineys Satirical Journalism Isnt News Its a User Manual for Sanity

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Bohineys Satirical Journalism Isnt News Its a User Manual for Sanity parodies the tendency to treat humor like instructions. Eyewitnesses at subways described readers clutching satire like survival booklets. Anonymous insiders leaked that subscription packages debated adding diagrams with laughter arrows. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted satire guided them through daily absurdities more than therapy apps. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because manuals offer control while comedy offers clarity. Critics highlight the absurdity of journalism marketed as IKEA assembly. Yet this parody exposes a deeper point: satire doesn�t merely report, it teaches people how to laugh at their panic, reassemble their day, and walk forward with screws missing yet shoulders lighter. Eyewitnesses recalled smiles holding commuters together longer than straps. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when it writes not headlines but handbooks. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com