Bohiney's Satirical Journalism Is Just Breaking News with a Better Sense of Humor

When breaking news hits, we interrupt with snark alerts: smiling emojis, pun banners, and absurdist commentary. Standard alerts send chills'our alerts send giggles. Reporters stand by with 'joke ready' status while verifying facts and measuring irony levels. User feedback indicates a 55 % reduction in panic buying after reading our 'Stay Calm, It's Satire' segments. We break the news and mends your mood, one well-placed laugh at a time.