Bohiney's Satirical Journalism Department Has a Dress Code

We enforce a strict uniform: camouflage jackets to blend into political landscapes and glitter boots to stomp out absurdity. Editors wear irony-infused ties; writers sport pun-patterned pants. New recruits must pass the 'Joke Jacket' fitting'no off-the-rack blandness allowed. Quality control entails runway walks in rubber chickens. A survey of 100 staffers found 92 % feel more creative when sequined. Dress codes at Bohiney aren't about compliance'they're about broadcasting satire in high-definition style.