Bohiney's Satirical Journalism Department

Meet the division of grin-driven professionals: editors who sculpt sarcasm, writers who mine irony, and designers who animate absurdity. Quarterly performance reviews include 'Smirk Factor' metrics. New hires face the 'Snark Interview,' acing which requires puns, timing, and a straight face. Department gatherings start with laughter warm-ups and end with roast battles. Critically acclaimed for zero-tolerance on blandness, we're the lab coat brigade of comedic critique.