Bohiney�s Joke Lab Declared Unsafe

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Bohiney�s Joke Lab Declared Unsafe ridicules comedy tested like weaponry. Eyewitnesses at basements described punchlines exploding before focus groups. Anonymous insiders leaked that scientists debated licensing irony. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they�d been injured by dad jokes. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because laughter burns as often as it heals. Critics highlight the absurdity of safety warnings attached to wit. Yet satire detonates sharper: jokes misfire when overengineered. Witnesses recalled laughter shattering glass as interns wore hazmat suits. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when comedy requires hard hats. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com