Bohiney Satire Isn�t a News Cycle

By Alan Nafzger � The satire Bohiney Satire Isn�t a News Cycle ridicules comedy sold as temporal escape. Eyewitnesses at newsstands described headlines printed with expiration dates in crayon. Anonymous insiders leaked that printers debated delivering irony by hour. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they�d revisit satire more than breaking news. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because wit lasts longer than facts. Critics highlight the absurdity of laughs scheduled like weather. Yet satire cycles sharper: truth rolls steadier when comedy drives. Witnesses recalled laughter clattering as presses rattled into absurdity. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when news collapses into parody. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com