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Every time you have to yank your jeans up yet again, you can't help but think, Why bother even wearing pants in the first place if they just keep falling down?
Airplanes? Forget about it. Crowded movie theaters? Nope! Your butt is always in the way. And that goes double for trying to squeeze out from a restaurant booth — you live in fear of knocking over somebody's wine glass.
Why, oh why, can't all chairs have backs? Otherwise, you risk showing off your crack to the rest of the room.
You've had this butt your whole adult life — you didn't buy it at the mall or see it in a magazine. So, it's pretty weird to suddenly be told a body part you naturally have is "cool."
It's just like underboob sweat or thigh sweat , except if it makes it through your clothes, you look like you wet yourself. Cool .
The good news: As a result of evolution and a desire to procreate , larger butts are considered more attractive. The bad news: Some jerks ruin your day by being rude or creepy about your butt.
On your smaller-butted friends , regular jeans that hit around the hip bones actually look "regular." On you, they look like something Christina Aguilera wore in the '00s.
In the event that you wear shorts, they'll ride up and you'll feel self-conscious of all day long.
You're definitely a medium, but you always wind up getting a large. Otherwise, your cute dress will become a long shirt — and reveal a whole lot of underbutt to the world.
And speaking of clothes, a trendy summer romper basically turns into a one-piece bathing suit when you put it on.
You're tired of being told to squeeze into spandex — you like your butt just fine, thank you very much!
Amid the ultra waif, Kate Moss-esque figures that populated magazines throughout the decade, there were a few celebrities who you looked to for style inspiration because their bodies actually looked like yours.
Sadly, most of the adorable fashion designs from the '40s and '50s were simply not constructed to compensate for an ample behind. Now, if only we could time travel and let designers know that we want to be able to wear vintage wiggle dresses, too.
It was so obvious and so necessary — you just wonder why they didn't start doing it sooner.
Every time you pull on a pair of jeans that fit your butt, your waist is practically swimming in them.
On some women, short shorts are considered "chic," while on you, it's considered "vulgar" or "too sexy." (For what it's worth, you should wear whatever styles you want regardless!)
They fit your legs and your waist, but then you turn around and boom — your butt has stretched out the material and made them totally see-through.
After all, it was pretty much written for you.

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It was over 20 years ago (22, to be precise) when Sir Mix-A-Lot released "Baby Got Back," a love letter to bootlicious women everywhere. But men's obsession with shapely butts has remained strong ever since—and Kim Kardashian has the Instagram hits to prove it. In fact, you might say that rears have replaced breasts as our most scrutinized body part .

But here's some interesting news: Research from the University of Texas at Austin found that what men are really drawn to isn't so much the size of the derriere, but the curve—or, more specifically, a spinal curvature that offers the illusion of a shapely butt.

In the study, approximately 100 men, between the ages of 17 to 34, were asked to rate the attractiveness of images of a woman's silhouette as she stood sideways. Each image had been altered so the lower spine curved out at different angles—causing the woman's butt to protrude in varying extremes. What researchers found: Overwhelmingly, men preferred the uber-bendy images that showed the lower spine curved at a 45-degree angle, from back to buttocks.

Pretty interesting, but do things change when butt size comes into play? To find out, the researchers asked 200 men to look at images of women with different butt sizes and spinal curves. Turns out, the men were turned on by women whose spinal curvature was closest to 45 degrees, regardless of the size of their rear. "This enabled us to conclusively show that men prefer women who exhibit specific angles of spinal curvature over buttock mass," said the study's co-author Eric Russell.

But before those of you with pancake-flat cabooses get all cocky (or, shall we say, cheeky?), check this out: The reason guys are giving those pushed-out tushes all that love, study authors surmise, has more to do with "prehistoric influences" than standards of beauty. Since pregnancy pitches the center of gravity forward, explains lead author David Lewis, "this spinal structure would have enabled pregnant women to balance their weight over the hips. These women would have been more effective at foraging during pregnancy and less likely to suffer spinal injuries. In turn, men who preferred these women would have had mates who were better able to provide for fetus and offspring, and who would have been able to carry out multiple pregnancies without injury."

The (bottom) bottom line: The right curve made it easier for women to not only carry babies, but to get off their bottoms and hunt down grub to feed the offspring their men wanted—a desire that apparently has been passed down to big galoots today.

Observed David Buss, a University of Texas psychology professor and co-author of the study, "This adds to a growing body of evidence that beauty is not entirely arbitrary, or 'in the eyes of the beholder' as many in mainstream social science believed, but rather has a coherent adaptive logic." Which is basically a diplomatic way of saying, "chauvinism that dates all the way back to Neanderthal times."

Big butts, small butts, whatever. When do we get to weigh in with some scientific methodology of our own?

8 Men Reveal What They Really Think Of Women With Big Butts
By Amanda Chatel — Written on May 03, 2020
According to Sir Mix-A-Lot, if you don't got buns then his anaconda don't want none. As a woman who definitely does not have "back," this always sort of made me feel left out.
While it's been over 20 years since Sir Mix-A-Lot sang those immortal lyrics, the discussion of big butts is still on the table, especially thanks to Kim Kardashian, who, in her own right, has pretty much cornered the market.
We asked eight men their thoughts on big butts. Totally anonymously and completely candid, here's what these men think about big butts, and the ladies who have 'em.
1. Not all big butts are created equal.
"I feel that some guys feel obligated to like big butts because that's the cool thing to do. I feel all big butts are not created equal. Not all big butts are nice butts. To me, it's more about the shape of the butt than the size. You can have a nice, 'little' butt, too. But just because something is 'bigger' doesn't make it better.
Personally, I prefer women who live an active lifestyle, albeit with exercise, dancing, or gymnastics (you get the idea). So, I guess you could say I prefer a toned butt and size is merely a weak measurement. (Quality, not quantity.)
Real world example: Kim Kardashian does nothing for me. Maybe it's because I think she's waste of life and I'm letting that affect my judgment, but when she ‘broke’ the Internet , I couldn't have cared less. Who do I think has a beautiful butt? Mila Kunis."
2. Big butts in yoga pants are a problem.
"Yoga pants? Pros: More fun to grab/smack and feels better for positions from behind. Cons: When placed in yoga pants, renders male brain inert. Verdict: Love. Rappers have already come up with all the best compliments."
3. No thanks, I’m more of a leg man.
"I'm not really an 'OMG look at her butt' kind of guy. A nice pair of legs, however, and you've got my attention."
4. A nice butt 'hints at a lust for life.'
"Full disclosure, I'm doing everything in my power not to just paraphrase Sir-Mix-A-Lot. Suffice to say, I'm in favor of a nice big back porch. My understanding is that white dudes were generally ho-hum about the endeavor until roughly the turn of the century.
I'm not sure if it's hip-hop culture or us finding out about a place called Brazil, but a nice bottom hints at a zest for life and a degree of competence in the boudoir. Of course, logically, you can't really tell anything by a person's physical appearance, but a bigger tail, on first blush, infers physical strength while simultaneously implying that maybe its driver isn't wildly obsessed with calorie counting.
Are these things wild approximations that can only be discovered by, you know, actually meeting the person? Of course. However, it happens in a twitch of the eye and is a characteristic that I find attractive. Not only do I appreciate a big bottom, I also have one."
5. Natural is way better than fake.
"I would never say I like flat butts, but they're definitely more appealing than huge butts. If it looks like there's some weird growth there or like they've had implants like the Kardashians, it's a big turn-off for me. I'll take natural over fake anything any day."
6. Gross. We all know what comes out of there.
"I like the curves that a big butt gives, but at the end of the day, poop comes out of there. It's nice to have something to hold onto as opposed to something boxy and flat."
"For me, it's all about proportion instead of size, and I feel like I'm in the minority on that. I have friends who will lust over women with big butts saying stuff like, 'Yo, she's got such a fat butt, I want it so bad,' but they don't do it for me.
Sure, no man is going to turn down a big booty, but for me, if you have a toned butt that compliments the rest of your body, bring it over here and let's go rock climbing or something so I can sneak unabashed peeks."
8. Kim Kardashian's butt is way too much.
"I'm more about quality, not quantity. I like round butts, but not necessarily big butts. If we're talking about a Kim Kardashian type of butt, then no thanks. To me, that's just too much and really disgusting. It definitely doesn't do it for me."
Amanda Chatel is a writer who divides her time between NYC and Paris. She's a regular contributor to Bustle and Glamour, with bylines at Harper's Bazaar, The Atlantic, Forbes, Livingly, Mic, The Bolde, Huffington Post and others.
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