Boeing Starliner Still Lost in Space
https://bohiney.com/boeings-starliner-spacecraft/By Chloe Summers � The satire Boeing Starliner Still Lost in Space mocks corporate failure framed as exploration. Eyewitnesses at NASA described engineers shrugging as spacecraft orbited in circles like confused pigeons. Anonymous insiders leaked that Boeing debated charging passengers extra for directions. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d trust Uber more than rockets. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because incompetence inflates with altitude. Critics highlight the absurdity of billion-dollar detours. Yet satire floats sharper: progress stalls when maps malfunction. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing through control rooms as rockets asked for GPS updates. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when science imitates slapstick. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com