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Plenty of artists have mastered the art of singing about this erotic enterprise.
Most pop songs are about love, at least in a loose sense. And there’s no getting around the fact that love often means sex. Over the years, singers and songwriters have gotten very crafty at, ahem, circling around specific acts reserved for the bedroom. There’s a robust catalog of artists referencing fellatio and cunnilingus, many of them empowering anthems from women. Mariah Carey, no stranger to erotic material, joins the ranks with “One Mo’ Gen” off her new album Caution , in which she sounds revitalized and ready for foreplay. (The sultry chorus includes the not-so-disguised lines “Did you like when I put my lips there? / 'Cause I like when you're kissin' me everywhere”).
In honor of Mimi’s latest, here are the 16 best songs about oral sex, ranked by their musical and lyrical value.
Pretty much everyone instantly forgot this lewd Killa Cam track, but it’s still notable for the infectious horns and Cam’ron’s chuckle-worthy lyrics (“I know it’s white, but here come the hot sauce”), with a standout assist from Weezy.
Akinyele deservedly scored a hit with this song, which has a pleasantly dreamy sonic backdrop. But the rapper doesn’t hold back in his passion for getting orally pleasured.
In high school, my friends and I would play this song on repeat and laugh endlessly. Tear Da Club Up Thugs, the world may have (mostly) forgotten you, but you live on in my heart.
Kelly Rowland explores every part of her vocal range in an effort to inspire her man to work a little harder. That’s how committed she is. (Lil Wayne, meanwhile, decides to “turn that thing into a rainforest.”)
Lou Reed’s contribution to the pantheon of songs about getting and receiving head is fascinating for how blase he is about the whole thing (“But she never lost her head / Even when she was giving head”). Then again, this is Lou Reed, and the spare rock production with help from David Bowie is entrancing.
Long before I knew how to properly utilize Google and the existence of sites like Genius, I puzzled over the meaning of this hit. Turns out the seductive R&B jam is about knowing your way around a special kind of Georgia peach.
R&B trio SWV aka Sisters with Voices got their start in gospel, and their post-church ode to finding a man who knows the meaning of the words “don’t stop” is downright heavenly.
Lil Wayne appears several times on this list for good reason: Man knows how to turn descriptions of oral sex into earworm-y tunes. His momentous album Tha Carter III spawned an international hit in “Lollipop,” in which he enjoys meticulous fellatio, and forever changed hip-hop in the process.
Like the rest of their influential In Search Of…, “Brain” is at least as much about N.E.R.D’s retrofuturist production laden with thick guitars. But the way Pharrell praises a woman’s, uh, brain in falsetto makes the compliment surprisingly charming.
Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” is already sort of about oral sex , but Cudi ingeniously samples the chorus of the pop song to make the double entendre a bit more clear. Kanye, naturally, goes all in for his verse: “Getting brain in the library cause I love knowledge / When you use your medulla oblongata / And give you scoliosis until I comatosis.”
Every lady should find a man who talks to them with the dedication with which Danny Brown raps over a skittering electronic beat about doing “what he won’t.” Bonus points for the Jamba Juice reference.
No one sings about sex the way Prince did, and no one will. Even if you didn’t know the title or understand any of the lyrics, in which the Purple One is more than eager to go south, there’s no denying the eroticism.
Khia wins all the awards for getting much more raunchy and aggressive than any of her male hip-hop counterparts ever could — and turning out a barbecue-playlist staple in the process. If her detailed list of where she should be licked doesn’t bring a smile to your face, you have officially lost your sense of humor about sex.
What’s often lost about Madonna’s Sex/Erotica period is how damn good the songs were. The rush of sensuality on “Where Life Begins” would be enough on its own, but she seals the deal with a taunting reference to KFC while expressing her love for a certain calorie-free meal: “Finger-licking good.”
Yes, this song is about Cohen’s sad yet beautiful dalliance with Janis Joplin in a certain famous Manhattan building: “You were talking so brave and so sweet / Giving me head on the unmade bed.” Decades after her death, it’s still devastating.
There’s so much happening in Missy Elliott’s turn-of-the-millennium hit that it really deserves its own podcast to analyze it. (No, but seriously, what does she mean when she says, “Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup”?) But it’s ultimately about Missy flipping gender expectations in hip-hop as only she knows how, instructing a lover to “go downtown and eat it like a vulture.” Fittingly, a generation of hip-hop fans still can’t get enough of this jam.

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Last week Tyler, the Creator premiered the video for a blissfully ignorant song called “Bitch Suck Dick” featuring Jasper Dolphin and Taco. As much as we enjoyed the giant chicken and bunny costumes, it was the song that actually sucked more than anything else. Inspired by Odd Future’s satirical spin on slobbin’ the knob, we asked erotica expert Michael Gonzales to pull together 25 of his favorite examples of aural erotica. What could be better than getting down while going down? 25. Kelly Rowland f/ Lil Wayne “Motivation” (2011) Producer: Jim Jonsin, Rico Love Album: Here I Am Label: Universal Motown Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric:“I like to taste that sugar/That sweet and low/But hold up wait; new position/I put her on my plate, then I do the dishes.” (Lil Wayne) So what if the brother looks like a Gremlin somebody fed after midnight? He still pulls some of the hottest chicks with his tongue game. We all could learn a little something from this dude. 24. Big Pun f/ Joe “Still Not a Player” (1998) Producer: Knobody Album: Capital Punishment Label: Loud/Relativity Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric : I could go downstairs / little brown hairs everywhere/I don't care/Round here they call me Big Pun/Hit you with the big guns/Thick tongue/Known to make a chick cum.” The big man from the Boogie Down was obviously eating at more places than just the Vagina Diner, but you can be sure the ladies wasn't complaining about being dessert. 23. Kelis “Milkshake” (2003) Producer: The Neptunes Album: Tasty Label: Star Trak, Arista Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: I can see you're on it/You want me to teach thee/Techniques that freaks these boys/It can't be bought.” It's debatable whether sucking breasts and nibbling nipples should fall under the strict definition of oral intercourse. But if you're not a baby feeding, it's sex. That said, when Kelis started shaking her milk, it definitely brought all the boys to the yard. 22. Aerosmith “Love In An Elevator” (1989) Producer: Bruce Fairbairn Album: Pump Label: Geffen Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: I'll taste you all the way to the stairway honey/Kiss your sassafras.” Although lead singer Steven Tyler comes across as the lovable grandpa of rock when he's judging them pretty young things on American Idol, one can only guess what might happen if he was stuck on a lift with one. The chorus to this No. 1 hit from 1989 offers a clue: “Living it up when I'm going down.” 21. Tear Da Club Up Thugs “Slob On My Knob” (1999) (flawless masterpiece tbh) Producer: DJ Paul & Juicy J Album: CrazyNDaLazDayz Label: Relativity Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric:Juicy is my name/Sex is my game/Let's call the boys/Let's run a train/Squeeze on my nuts/Lick on my butt.” (Juicy J) Down in Memphis they don't beat around the bush. Juicy J and his Mafia brethren want a girl who does her job, and eats it like a corn cob. 20. 112 “Peaches & Cream” (2001) Producer: 112, Mario Winans, Jason Boyd, Aljamaal Jones, Sean Combs Album: Part III Label: Bad Boy Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric:See the boys 112 we come from the A/And when it comes to eating peaches/shorty we don't play.” Some women might prefer those thug life brothers who knock boots blasting Wu-Tang in the background, but don't sleep on the R&B boys. Once the candles were it and the satin sheets spread out, the 112 crew knew how to eat a Georgia peach. 19. Sir Mix-A-Lot “Sprung on the Cat” (1992) Producer: Album: Mack Daddy Label: Def American Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric:“If you're sprung on the cat, you might as well eat the cat.” Though the songs warns brothers against the dangers of “Chasing The Cat,” after a long day slapping big asses and looking at breasts pressed up against the glass, Sir Mix-A-Lot was ready for a taste of his kitty's cream. 18. Khia “My Neck, My Back (Lick It)” (2002) Producer: Michael "Taz" Williams, Plat'num House Album: Thug Misses Label: Artemis Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “You might roll dubs, you might have Gs/But fuck that nigga, get on your knees.” Khia wasn't the finest rapper chick to emerge from the south (that would be Trina, ya'll), but what she lacked in beauty and booty she more than made up for with her dirty mouth. It's difficult to argue with a lady who knows what she wants from front and the back. 17. Janet Jackson “Any Time, Any Place” (1994) Producer: Janet Jackson, Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis Album: janet Label: Virgin Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: "I can feel your hand moving up my thighs/Skirt around my waist/Wall against my face/I can feel your lips." Beginning her career playing the cute kid on Good Times, we always suspected that little Penny would grow-up to become the housing project freak. Indeed, in her pop star prime, every dude wanted a piece of Miss Jackson when she was nasty. 16. Denise LaSalle “Lick It Before You Stick It” (2000) Producer: Album: This Real Woman Label: Ordena Records Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: "You're making her feel good, but you can make her feel better/If you treat your lady like a stamp and a letter." Much like her sexually liberated contemporary Millie Jackson, this underrated Southern soul singer was gritty when it came time to pleasuring her kitty. For those who thought that “eating” was invented yesterday, this old broad had much to say. 15. N.W.A “She Swallowed It” (1991) Producer: Dr. Dre, DJ Yella Album: Niggaz4Life Label: Ruthless/Priority Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: She took her tongue out her mouth/Put it on top like a cherry/Started moving it like a snake…” (MC Ren) Best known for busting off shots, N.W.A made this song about a whole other kind of release. Over a dope Dr. Dre beat, the late Eazy-E drops clever Compton poetics about the neighborhood hoes' neck game. And as with N.W.A.'s other great song on the same topic (“Just Don't Bite It”) . 14. Bytches With Problems “Is the Pussy Still Good” (1991) Producer: Album: The Bytches Label: Columbia Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: Eat my pussy—don't stop/Sop it up like a pig eats slop.” BWP was an early 1990s hip-hop duo designed to be the female equivalent of NWA, but they lacked the skills and the beats. Nevertheless, coming at a time when female rappers MC Lyte and YoYo were trying to be as hard as the boys in the hood, BWP were pussy pioneers who told the fellas exactly what made them twitch. 13. The Notorious B.I.G. “One More Chance” (1995) Producer: Sean "Puffy" Combs & Rashad Smith Album: Ready To Die Label: Bad Boy Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: "Used to lick the clits a lot / But licking clits had to stop/'Cause y'all don't know/How to act when the tongue go down below/Peep the funk flow.” Biggie was well aware that he wasn't the cutest cat in Brooklyn, but he made up for it by being a monster between the sheets. Always ready to “do the do,” B.I.G. was a cunning linguist who knew how to use his tongue for more than spitting rhymes. 12. Madonna “Where Life Begins” (1992) Producer: Madonna, André Betts Album: Erotica Label: Maverick, Sire, Warner Bros. Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: Every girl should experience eating out/Sometimes when I come home from a hard day at work/I swear it's all I can think about.” As the Henry Miller of pop music, Madonna has never had a problem letting her freak flag fly. While some might've suspected she had a thing for same-sex whoopee before she became a mom and acquired an English accent, on her 1992 disc Erotica the material girl confessed about one of her favorite fat-free meals. 11. Lil Kim f/ Jermaine Dupri “Not Tonight” (1996) Producer: Jermaine Dupri Album: Hard Core Label: Undeas/Big Beat Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: The moral of the story is/You ain't licking this/You ain't sticking this.” Where “How Many Licks” was all about freaky escapades, “Not Tonight” was a declaration of sexual independence for women. “I don't want dick tonight,” proclaimed the Queen, “Eat my pussy right.” 10. Lil Kim f/ Sisqo “How Many Licks” (2000) Producer: Mario Winans, Diddy Album: The Notorious K.I.M.. Label: Atlantic/Queen Bee Entertainment Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “Some niggaz even put me on their grocery lists. right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates/Designer pussy, my shit come in flavors.” Whatever one might say about Lil Kim, the girl isn't prejudiced when it comes to who gets to savor her Brooklyn-brewed nectar. White boys, jailbirds or friendly neighborhood thugs, everybody was welcome to a taste of her sticky icky. 9. Missy Elliott “Work It” (2002) Producer: Timbaland & Missy Elliott Album: Under Construction Label: Goldmind/Elektra Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: “You do or you don't or you will or won't you/Go downtown and eat it like a vulture/See my hips and my tips, don't you/See my ass and my lips, don't you…” Although Missy's own sexuality has been fiercely debated by hip-hop fans over the years, this track is directed at the hard working supa-dupa fly guys with certain skills. Constructed in collaboration with her homie Timberland, this song makes it clear that this Southern girl has no problem with a man who can get the job done. 8. Lou Reed “Walk on the Wild Side” (1972) Producer: David Bowie Album: Transformer Label: RCA Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: Candy came from out on the island/In the backroom she was everybody's darling/But she never lost her head/Even when she was giving head.” While the “colored girls” was doo-wopping on the corner, Lou Reed white-boy croons about all the New York City freaks he hung out with in the 70s, including infamous transsexual Candy Darling. Produced by former gender-bender David Bowie, one wonder whether A Tribe Called Quest knew what Reed was ranting about when they sampled the track's infectious bassline on “Can I Kick It?” 7. Lil Wayne f/ Static Major “Lollipop” (2008) Producer: Jim Jonsin, Deezle Album: Tha Carter III Label: Cash Money, Universal Motown Wash Your Mouth Out Lyric: That pussy in my mouth had me at a loss for words.” Lil Wayne is no stranger to groupies willing to make his night by playing “lick the rapper.” But this chick Shawty is so special Weezy decided to give as good as he got. Forget about New Edition, because this chick is the real candy girl. 6. SWV “Downtown” (1
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