Blowjob Day

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Today is Steak and BJ Day, and we’re all out of steak.

Folks, we know that " Steak and Blowjob Day " was born from misogyny, right? It's not cute and sexy, it's rooted in "bitches owe us".

An ex randomly sent me one of those "Steak and Blowjob day" memes and a wink face and if that doesn't identify the kind of daily shit women go through with men then I don't know what will.

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or Steak and BJ Day or Chicken and Lickin' Day
[steyk uh nd bloh -job] or [ bee -jey dey]

Steak and Blowjob Day is an unofficial joke holiday which falls on March 14th, precisely one month after Valentine’s Day. Conceived as a dude-centric answer to Valentine’s Day, it includes the two things men stereotypically enjoy the most: meat and their meat.
Steak and Blowjob Day is credited as the 2002 brainchild of Boston radio host Tom Birdsey. His concept was that Valentine’s Day was a Hallmark holiday just for women, and thought men deserved a reward for all the time and effort they spent making February 14th special for the ladies. Ha. Charming.
The idea spread quickly across the internet, getting an Urban Dictionary entry in February 2004. 2008 was a breakout year for the holiday, with the newfound popularity of social-media sites like Twitter serving as a catalyst to launch the holiday into the mainstream.
Social media may have made Steak and Blowjob day popular, but math nerds prevailed. March 14th is also Pi Day, a celebration of mathematics and its cornerstone irrational number π—and people seem to like celebrating eating pie more than eating steak and d**k. Faith in humanity restored —as male entitlement to oral sex and red meat is a whole lotta toxic masculinity.
Steak and Blowjob Day has spawned an official website , which sells merchandise like panties and aprons, presumably for women (or men) to wear while they prepare fillet and fellatio for their fella. In response to criticism that the holiday is sexist, a portion of proceeds go to breast cancer research.
Men on social media like to announce the arrival of the holiday in the hopes that their partner will get the hint, but we doubt very much that this works
Feminists are generally not fans of Steak and Blowjob Day . Mashable’s The Jane Dough called it “the White History Month of holidays,” and HuffPost simply said it makes them want to gag.
You should probably avoid mentioning Steak and Blowjob Day unless you’re fully prepared to celebrate its women-centered sister holiday, Chicken and Lickin’ Day, which takes place on March 15th or 21st, depending who you ask.
Some English speakers outside the US may refer to the fake holiday as Steak and Knobber Day .

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You read that right. In 2017, my husband received at least 365 blowjobs (more than one blowjob a day sometimes).
My intent was complex. I wanted to make him happy and satisfied, sure. He enjoys recieving blowjobs, like 73 percent of men do according to this study . And I enjoy giving them, unlike 72 percent of women don't according to the same study.
But one of the primary reasons I did this this is because I want to be the best at giving blowjobs.
I have a slight perfectionist problem.
And in my opinion, my first blowjob sucked (and although my husband won't say so, probably quite a few after that) — but not in the good way.
"The first was cute and you were all shy and nervous,” my husband insists (although he's likely just being nice because he has to live with me).
Admittedly, I knew what a blowjob was the first time he asked for one, but I didn’t know how to actually do it. And the result was a cringe-worthy, barely going beyond the tip sort of thing where I was more than a little embarrassed. I was afraid I was doing it wrong.
I had gotten slightly better since then, but not good enough. Not for me.
So I wanted to get better. But not just better; I wanted to figure out how to do it perfectly.
Inspired by this article written by Meg Connely and this article from HuffPo — which suggest having sex daily or doing some kind of intimate act daily — I decided "everyday" was a good amount and a "year" seemed like enough time to perfect a new skill.
“I was really excited when you suggested it," my husband says. "But it’s hard to think actual thoughts when you say, 'Hey, I’m going to give you a blowjob every day for a year, okay?' — you know? I was even more excited when you did it.”
People who know me don’t know about my blowjob endeavor. But they do know I am stubborn and a determined person, so it wouldn't surprise anyone knowing I followed through.
But not only did I follow through, I pretty damn well succeeded.
I researched. Extensively. Because at my very core, I am actually a nerd.
I looked up r/Cumsluts and other videos of real women giving real men (or as real as Internet amatuer porn can be) oral sex.
I read magazine articles online, and Googled the topic extensively using my incognito browser, reading any article that popped up.
I tried different techniques and asked for his input. I was methodical about the way I moved my tongue, the pace I used, how much I used my hands and how.
I read articles about deep throating and came up with my own way of practicing (fun fact, I started practicing with a peeled banana, and once I’d mastered that, I moved on to a cucumber).
“I thought it was super sexy that you even wanted to," my husband admits. "It just kind of made me look at you in this different way. It made me — I don’t want to say love you more — but it was sexy and really great that you wanted to get better and practice because it was something I really liked."
And even though I started off enjoying blowjobs, the more I did it, the more I enjoyed it. It started to turn me on even more. It was empowering and sexy to be able to make my husband feel that much pleasure. It was fun.
It usually lead to sex. Really good sex.
A friend I confided in shared that she likes giving blowjobs, too, but she thought that “every day is just too much. It would feel, I don’t know, like an obligation.”
That was something I was aware of when I started. I didn’t want it to be something on my to do list between laundry and dishes.
So, I made sure to mix things up regularly. Sex in places is kind of a thing for me. So I gave him blowjobs in the Target dressing room, in a car, in the bathroom at his work on his lunch break ... a lot of places.
And I tried every position — hanging head down over the side of the bed, me on top, him on top, kneeling ...
There was enough variety to keep it from becoming humdrum. I’m creative, but I didn’t even need to be. The Internet is obsessed with sex and full of good ideas.
Just the act of doing something physical, and sexual and intimate for my husband every day, made me a better wife. I thought about him first during that time, and focused on his pleasure and feelings.
And my husband shared that he thought it made our relationship better.
“I appreciated you much more. And I thought you were a lot sexier,” he adds.
I acquired a deeper appreciation for my husband (sorry for the pun). He appreciated me as well. It worked for us.
Yet even though over two-thirds of heterosexuals report blowjobs being part of their sexual encounters, blowjobs for a year might not be for everyone.
But putting your partner first and working to improve should be.
Also, if I do say so myself, I now have a great skill, even if I can’t put on my resumes. I give one hell of a great blowjob.
“Hell, yeah,” my husband agrees with a smirk, “you give the best blowjobs.”
It's why I’m afraid to go back to a certain Target, too, because security caught me coming out of that dressing room after a not so quiet practice session.

U give any guy a free blow job but don't tell
I gave Justin a blowjob and we didn't tell anyone. It was fun ! Blowjob: suck a guy until he cums :) so happy national blowjob day
December first every girl must give there boyfriend head
Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 9th . You give your man a nice blowjob with much love .
"Yo how's your june 9 "
"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day "
On every April 12 , Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.
"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"
December 9th is when every woman has to give her man a blowjob , no strings attached

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In my house, a blowjob is a near-daily occurrence.
Now, before you click furiously away in a fit of rage, let me explain the most important factor in this, in all caps so you know I’m serious: HE DOES NOT, NOR WOULD HE EVER, EXPECT THIS. In fact, he knows if he ever came up to me and expectantly waggled his dick in my face , I’d tell him just where he could stick it … and it wouldn’t be anywhere pleasant, trust me.
Nope, the frequent BJs are all my idea. Not because I feel like they’re my “wifely duty” by any stretch of the imagination, or something I owe to him because he’s the primary breadwinner or some equally stupid and archaic school of thought. Not because I’m trying to coerce or bribe him into rewarding me somehow; it’s not like he leaves $50 on the nightstand afterward.
It’s just this revolutionary idea that I enjoy making him happy, and a blowjob is a surefire way to do it. I give my husband blowjobs because he loves them, and I love him. Simple as that.
If you’ve ever had a penis in your mouth, especially when you’re with a long-term partner, you know that it’s usually a fairly quick process. (Unless you’re using your teeth or something, in which case, find yourself a good tutorial.) And if I can take five easy minutes out of my day to give my partner a gift that he loves – nay, adores – why wouldn’t I?
This concept doesn’t have to mean a blowjob, of course. If your partner’s love language is sandwiches, then switch out the BJ for a PB&J. Put an umbrella by the door on a rainy morning. Surprise them with a cup of coffee or grab a 6-pack of their favorite beer just because you’re thinking of them. Doing something nice for the person you love, something to make their day a little better, can involve anything . It’s just that in my case, one of those things happens to be fellatio. Potato, po-tah-to.
This little kindness has a domino effect. You’d be surprised how easy it is to live with a man who gets his knob polished on the regular … just sayin’. And harmonious parents make for a happy family, so my whole household benefits (indirectly, obvs). In addition, studies have shown that frequent ejaculation can help lower the risk of prostate cancer , so it’s also good for his health. Not really much different than when I dole out multivitamins at dinner, I’d say.
Lest you’re sitting there with your mouth agape thinking there’s no way in hell you’d ever suck a dick with such frequency, let me reiterate: it’s completely voluntary, and there are times when I don’t do it. I’m not going to give head if I’m sick, or angry, or grumpy, or if I just don’t fucking feel like it.
So when I do, he can be sure that it’s a selfless gift because I love him, not because I feel obligated or I’m trying to get something out of him. There is nothing degrading or dehumanizing about it, because the decision to do it or not do it rests squarely upon my shoulders. In fact, I’d even argue that it’s empowering – because in a world that constantly makes me question my capabilities as a mother or a woman in general, I’m reassured that I’m hitting this spouse shit out of the park.
If nothing else, it’s great for those nights when I’m all touched-out or tired , when my day and my kids have run me ragged. You know the feeling: sex is the last thing on your mind – you’d think he would have gotten the hint from those raggedy sweatpants you put on – but here comes that tentative thigh or arm rub from across the bed. When my husband is already sexually satisfied, I’m more likely to be able to go right to sleep when I want. And if he isn’t, well, a quick blow and we’re both hitting the pillow. It isn’t a replacement for intercourse, but it’s a damn good substitute sometimes.
I realize it isn’t everyone’s cup of tea and that you might hate giving a blowjob because it triggers your gag reflex or something (pro tip: exhale as you go down). But if it’s not a hard pass, no pun intended, give it a go and see the effects for yourself. Because a surprise cup of coffee in the morning might make him smile for a moment … but a surprise blowjob in the morning will make him smile for the rest of the damn day.
This article was originally published on 7.18.2016

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