Blow Job Shit

Blow Job Shit
You probably won’t be making many of these in more sophisticated cocktail bars, but the Blowjob Shot is fun to have in your repertoire, especially when you're serving Hen/Bachelorette parties asking for "that one bj drink." It’s meant to be drunk with your hands behind your back so that you only touch the glass with your mouth. I wonder why…
Pour the Kahlua (or other coffee liqueur) into a shot glass. Layer the Bailey’s Irish Cream over the Kahlua. You want to clearly see the separation between the liqueurs. Add a dollop of whipped cream on top. Instruct the drinker to keep their hands behind their back when they ‘ shoot ’ it.
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Originating around the late 1980’s, the blowjob shot (or blow job drink… or bj shot) is one of the most popular party shooters of all time – for its name, for how it’s drunk and (believe it or not) for how tasty it is. It’s rich and creamy, easy to make but not-so-easy to drink.
That’s because you’re meant to place your hands behind your back & only let your mouth touch the glass when you drink it.
Don’t want to disappoint the party of ravings bachelorettes ready to order more rounds of blow job drinks?
Make sure you have whipped cream on hand. Trust me! Nothing sends a party of screaming women waving phallic wands away faster than letting them know you’re out of whipped cream.
For the adventurous, you can even ‘ liptease ‘ the cream before consuming ( an effective pickup technique for all you single ladies out there ). Or better yet, place the shot in the unzipped fly/crotch of a friend or partner-to-be and ‘ shoot ‘ it from there.
If you’re left with any whipped cream around your mouth, slowly finish it off by licking your lips.
Now if you’re just a tad bit of a party pooper or are a helpful friend not trying to leave a girl hanging… You can alternatively skip the theatrics altogether, drink it with a straw or as a normal shooter and just enjoy it for its deliciousness.
Relatively considered, the blowjob shot is quite mild (in terms of alcohol content) and its ingredients are inexpensive. So it’s a great choice for parties, especially if you’re hosting at your home. Not only will it liven-up everyone up but you won’t have to worry about your guests getting too smashed that night.
For bartenders and home cocktail-enthusiasts alike, this is an essential shot recipe to know. Almost everyone who’s ever been to a bar knows it, loves it and will one day order it so learn how to make it well.
Layering is a somewhat difficult bartending technique that makes a drink look more interesting by displaying its different ingredients in layers – as seen in the photo above. The easiest way to layer ingredients on top of each other is by slowly pouring the liquids down the back of a flat-top bar spoon (hovering very closely over the liquid you want to layer it upon) so it spreads evenly across its surface.
Alternatively, you can pour the subsequent liquids on the back of a bar-spoon OR very carefully (and slowly) on the side of the glass.
It requires steady hands and can take a while to master. If you’re having trouble with it, don’t worry about it. The selling point of a blow job drink isn’t how it’s made, but how it’s consumed!
The most common variation is to use Amaretto instead of Bailey’s Irish cream. The amaretto makes the shot less sweet and creamy, but it still tastes quite delicious – it’s a matter of preference for your bj drink.
I’ve also seen a variation that called for equal parts coffee liqueur (like Kahlua), orange liqueur (like Cointreau) and creme de banane (banana liqueur). In my books, this isn’t a blowjob shot – where’s the whipped cream?!
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13 Blow Job Myths That Just Need To Die
1. Myth: You should swallow even if you're not a fan.
2. Myth: All men are obsessed with blowies, so if a dude doesn't want one, he hates you.
3. Myth: Deep throating is the key to an excellent BJ.
4. Myth: There's basically only one blow job position.
5. Myth: A blow job isn't "real sex."
6. Myth: It's normal for guys to push your head down.
7. Myth: If your teeth touch his penis, it'll fall off.
8. Myth: You always have to perform a blow job to completion.
9. Myth: Your mouth can always provide enough spit to make the act enjoyable.
10. Myth: If your BJ skills are up to par, it should be over in a few minutes.
11. Myth: You need blow-job sorcery for uncircumcised penises.
12. Myth: If you give your mouth a break, you have to start from the beginning.
13. Myth: You have to love giving blow jobs in order to be sexy.
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Oral sex can seem baffling if you think about it when you're not turned on. You're supposed to put your mouth where? And you would want someone's face in your most private spot why? But in the moment, when you're with someone you're into, oral sex can seem like a more genius invention than the lightbulb. The only annoying part is when you're having sex with a guy and certain blow job myths get in the way of both of you enjoying the act as much as possible. Here, 13 blow job myths you should stop believing, stat.
Unlike green smoothies, semen is not some nutrient-rich elixir. When you treat someone to a mouth-induced orgasm, they don't get to judge what you do after the fact. Spit, swallow, move out of the way so it doesn't get in your hair, whatever. As long as you're not like, "Ew, this is disgusting, you're a beast," there shouldn't be any complaints.
There are so many reasons a guy may not be up for a blow job. Just like some women love receiving oral sex and others prefer different forms of clitoral entertainment , he might be into a different kind of foreplay. Or he could be saving you from encountering his sweaty post-workout package. Or maybe he wants to talk about his feelings instead of having sex. Point is, it doesn't automatically mean he doesn't like you or thinks your blow jobs are awful.
If you can deep throat without issue, go for it. It's an awesome skill that you unfortunately can't list on your résumé, so use it when you can. But you can also give a stellar blow job without the head of a penis provoking your gag reflex.
Actually, there's a whole wide world of oral sex positions out there beyond you kneeling in front of him. You can try 69, lying next to him, your head hanging off the bed, lying down while he kneels on top of you, and so much more.
For some women, getting face-to-face with a penis is more intimate than having PIV sex. And even if you're not one of them, you can definitely still get sexually transmitted infections from giving a blow job because you're exchanging bodily fluids (and you can also get STIs like herpes and HPV from skin-to-skin contact).
Great if it turns you on. But if it makes you feel weird, ask him to stop. Blow jobs should be good for both people, not just the one receiving them.
The world won't end because you experience a little teeth-penis contact. As long as you're not scraping them up and down his shaft throughout, it's probably not an issue. Depending on the guy, he might even like it! But definitely ask before doing it intentionally.
You could. Or you could trade off, so he goes down on you for a bit, then you continue giving him a blow job after. Or you could stop before he comes and have sex until he orgasms . Or you could break up intercourse with some bouts of oral sex. The end goal doesn't always have to be orgasm.
Cotton mouth happens. Luckily, flavored lube exists! Just be sure to use a type that's compatible with condoms if they're a part of your sex routine, and also check that it's safe for intercourse if you plan on doing that after.
So many factors can influence how much time it takes a guy to orgasm: when he most recently came, what he's thinking about, whether he's holding out because he wants it to last longer...
An uncircumcised penis is still sheathed in its foreskin, which covers the head. A circumcised penis no longer has a foreskin, so the head is exposed. That's the only difference—they're both still penises, and guys still like it when you touch them.
Yes, the two types sometimes require different kinds of stimulation, since uncircumcised penises often have more sensitive heads and there's more skin to play with. But if you're used to one kind of penis and encounter another, don't freak out. Just ask the guy what he likes! You have his penis in your hands. He probably won't mind if you ask exactly how he'd prefer for you to handle it.
If he's right on the brink of orgasm and you call a time out, yes, you'll probably have to put in some extra work to get him back to the point of no return. But if you feel like your jaw's seizing up, give it a rest. You can use your hands to keep the good feelings going.
You know that whole idea of how nothing's hotter than a woman who loves giving blow jobs so much, she can practically orgasm from them? False. Enthusiasm is always attractive, but you don't have to worship at the blow job altar to be attractive yourself.
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Get suggestive with this classic blowjob shot recipe of Irish cream, amaretto, coffee liqueur, and whipped cream.

BLOWJOB SHOTS
1/2 Part Amaretto
1/2 Part Coffee Liqueur
1 Part Irish Cream
Whipped Cream

PREPARATION
1. Pour amaretto in base of shot glass and top with coffee liqueur.
2. Gently layer irish cream on top of mix and top with whipped cream.
DRINK RESPONSIBLY!

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The Blow Job shot belongs to an era of provocatively named cocktails dating back to the 1980s and ’90s. By the time this layered shot appeared on the scene, bartenders had been making fun cocktails and shooters for several years, perhaps none more popular than the Sex on the Beach . Most of these drinks were characterized more by their lascivious names than their quality, but their appeal was widespread.

The Blow Job shot is relatively low-alcohol and easy to make, combining just three ingredients: amaretto, Irish cream and whipped cream. The Irish cream is layered onto the amaretto, and the whipped cream is applied as a topper.

The drink is meant to be tipped back in one go. You can pick it up with your hand, of course. That is the easiest, least messy way to go. But traditionally, the shot is consumed hands-free. In this case, the drinker puts their hands at their sides or behind their back and picks up the entire shot glass with their mouth, downing it all by tilting their head back.

Whichever route you choose for imbibing the cocktail, the shot is sweet and creamy. So, pour a round the next time you’re entertaining a crowd—it’s difficult to have a bad time when Blow Job shots are on the menu.

Pour the amaretto into a shot glass.

Layer the Irish cream on top of the amaretto by slowly pouring it over a spoon.

Top with the whipped cream without mixing.

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