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I Went to a Blowjob Bar in Bangkok, Thailand
Bangkok, Thailand, is one of the world's deepest pits of pure sin, a forbidden zone where you can get pretty much whatever sexual perversion tickles your pickle presented to you on a silver platter, with drugs and booze on the side. Countless massage parlors, brothels, and call services exist to cater to the humongous sex-tourism industry. So how does an aspiring entrepreneur, uh… stick out in such a super-saturated marketplace?
Well, the first step is to take a cue from branding experts: Be as obvious and memorable as possible. That's the thinking behind Dr. BJ's Salon, the most notorious suck bar in Bangkok.
The spot is within sight of the Nana skytrain station, just up the street from the swankiest mall in the city. Walking up to Dr. BJ's, you're blasted with light from 14 identical neon signs, which make this knob-slob parlor pretty hard to ignore. Inside, it's stark white, harshly lit, and designed to resemble a medical clinic—the perfect place to get cone.
The exterior was all it took to persuade my friend Jared (not his real name), a 27-year-old American living in Bangkok, to give professional blowjobs a try. Twice.
"When I first got to Bangkok," he told me, "I saw the signs for Dr. BJ's Salon and thought, Wait, am I reading that right, or am I a pervert? Because it kinda looks like a medical clinic. I checked out their website when I got home and I was like, Oh my God, this is a real thing!" he said.
I was intrigued, so I asked Jared to bring me there for a tour, and Dr. BJ was nice enough to let us take a few photos, and even gave us an interview about his business strategies.
The owner, a Brit who prefers only to be known as "Dr. BJ," has a background in stereo sales and a talent for marketing. Dr. BJ posits that all businesses should aim to be clear about the service they are offering, so why not the sex industry?
"I think the name conveys what we do pretty well," he told me recently when I visited the salon. "It's easy to remember, and the logo is easy to spot. When I got involved in the sex industry, I couldn't understand why no one made an effort to stand out. How could they not take note of the real experts in retail? We looked at what McDonald's and KFC did. In every location, you see Ronald and the Colonel, right? We wanted to do that too. Dr. BJ is the Ronald McDonald of the sex industry."
Dr. BJ continued, telling me a bit about the founding of his bizarre company. "When we were planning our business, I expected Dr. BJ's to cater to tourists looking for a laugh. We were trying to create a fun place, but as it turns out, more than half of our clients are non-Thais who live in Bangkok. We have a huge Korean and Japanese following," he added.
Dr. BJ approaches his business with a sense of humor. On its website, the company lists locations opening soon in places like Vatican City, Kabul, and Tehran. They regularly receive email inquiries about those locations by people who don't realize it's a joke.
When you walk in, there is a reception desk not unlike that at a doctor's office and a simple menu listing prices and services. The BJ girls are separated into two skill levels: nurses and consultants. The nurses wear white and the consultants, considered BJ experts, wear black. Prices start at 700 baht ($22 US) for a 30-minute blowjob sesh with a nurse, and 1,000 baht ($31 US) for half an hour with a consultant. They cap at 5,000 baht ($157 US) to take a consultant out for the entire night.
There's a mezzanine above the lobby where the girls gather to be chosen by clients. "They reminded me of vultures circling or crows on a line. It's off-putting to have 20 girls staring down at you," Jared said when we walked in.
Many of the girls have photos, ratings, and reviews on the site, including some surprisingly honest reviews written by the management, such as this one: "She is very popular and I do not have any idea why. A customer goes to the room, comes down, pays, leaves and comes back again for the same lady. I need to find out why, as she is not the best looking lady."
"I asked for the same girl both times because she has the best reviews online," said Jared. "The last time I went was just a few weeks ago. I was out with friends, drunk, and hopped up on M-150 [a Thai energy drink favored by motorcycle taxi drivers]. I started thinking, I could just sneak over there and be back before anyone notices. I was feeling really impulsive and sexually frustrated and in need of some kind of release."
The bar isn't designed to feel welcoming. The girls aren't hanging around outside trying to lure guys in, like at most of the neighboring places. Dr. BJ's Salon is hardly alone on Soi 7/1, a street filled with your standard happy-ending massage parlors. However, the name and aesthetic of Dr. BJ's guarantee that no one will ever come in looking for a foot rub or a neck massage. While its neighbors might metaphorically whisper in the clientele's ears, Dr. BJ's screams down the street: "Hey, check it out! We'll put our mouths on your dicks for money!"
"After I paid," Jared told me, "we went up to the third floor. The rooms are like really big broom closets lined up, close together, down a very dim hallway. It's a little creepy and a little bit like a fun house. The girls carry these plastic baskets that have mouthwash, condoms, lube, and some other stuff. In the room, there's a black leather recliner, a stool, and those special kinds of sinks they have at the hair salon. You can guess what its for." If you guessed dick washing, you're right. "They're about to blow you, so they might as well," he said. "After they wash you, they lay a cloth over the chair because, obviously, other people have been there."
I asked Jared about how good she was, whether this was a fumbling high school slob job or a luxury experience. He went into detail that was a little more explicit than I expected: "There was a lot of variety in the blowjob. She started at the tip and used her hands to stroke up and down. Then, she played with the head while kissing the shaft—she was actually very talented and did some deep-throating. I was impressed.
"I had been scared I was going to come too soon," he went on, "but then we were getting close to half an hour and I think she was getting frustrated that I couldn't come. She stayed dressed at the beginning but, when it didn't seem like I was close to finishing, she took her top off and let me touch her. But no titty fucking or anything like that. I guess you have to pay the extra 1,000 baht for that. I finished all over myself. They don't want you to come in their hair or on their face or dress, since they do so many per night. They stay with you for like 30 seconds or a minute afterwards, then they grab the mouthwash, rinse, wash you off, and go back downstairs."
He continued telling me the story in TMI detail. "The experience was strange and surreal and a little bit kinky. I felt dirty, but not in a cool way. I never had anyone deep-throat me before, so that was awesome. But as great as it felt, it would have felt ten times better if it were with someone I cared about. I don't think I'll go again, but it was a good experience. There's just something about the place that's so interesting. It has anecdotal or experiential value. It's sleazy to be like, I got a blowjob from a whore, but it's interesting to be like, I went to a place called Dr. BJ's and got blown by a fake nurse."
Whatever you need to tell yourself, Jared.
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Complete Guide to Blow Job Bars in Pattaya
Some people claim that Pattaya doesn’t have a lot of fun daytime activities. So what is there really to do before sunset if you don’t feel like driving out of the city for another temple, overpriced theme park or low-key beach that might be quiet and beautiful but really too hot before 4 or 5pm? Well you could visit one of the many blow job bars in Pattaya that attract most of their customers before sunset.
Many guys are surprised when they find themselves at the exciting part of their happy ending massage and the girl only offering a hand job but no blow job (the only exception with almost guaranteed BJ’s might be Soi 6). And that’s the problem: If you want girls performing oral sex on you then you should never visit a massage salon, but instead one of the dedicated blow job bars.
Before we get into the juicy part I have some useful vocabulary for you (even though the girls in these bars do speak basic English of course):
I have already written a guide to the blow job bars in Bangkok and since it is so popular I decided to spend some time down in Pattaya to do some “field research” on the same topic. And believe it or not – there are even more BJ bars in Pattaya than in Bangkok.
It pretty much works the same way like in the bars in Bangkok, means you would go in, sit down, order a drink and look at the selection of girls. Often one of them will come to you right away (they usually have a “queue” like in the massage salons to make it fair for everyone, but of course you can politely tell her that you would like to relax and take a look around first).
Some guys prefer not to bother drinking at all and demand one of the girls for a blow job right away, but it depends on the bar, sometimes they ask you to buy her a drink first (and obviously one for you, too).
It won’t take long (usually less than a minute) until the girl grabs your dick and starts playing with it to make you horny. Do some small talk with her and after some time you can ask her if she wants to suck you (often it is she who asks).
There are usually different places where the blow job can be performed – if you are not shy you can have it done right in the middle of the bar with the other girls around. Sometimes they have darkened areas in the back of the bar, sometimes they have small rooms downstairs or upstairs and the really sophisticated bars have a curtain around the seating areas that can just be closed. Your girl will usually clean your penis with a refreshing tissue before she starts licking it.
One final thing to note: The blow job bars have also sex (short time) available for about 500 Baht extra. That usually comes down to around 1,300 Baht and gives a similar great deal like in the short time bars of Soi 6.
So here we go – this is the complete list of blow job bars in Pattaya along with descriptions and information on prices:
Lolitas is a long time favorite. Most of the girls are sitting outside, trying to attract customers. You can have a drink with them first or even play pool in the relatively small bar inside, but of course it’s the blow job you are coming here for and that one is performed in one of the small but neat private rooms upstairs. Each of them has got a red couch and a big mirror on the wall – and that’s it. Of course your girl will bring supplies like a towel for her to knee down as well as refreshing tissues for cleaning you up before and after. They also have a short time room for sex that comes with a bed, bathroom and shower.
Location: Coming from Soi Buakhao, walk into Soi Chaloem Phrakiat 25 and after about 50 meters Lolitas is located among the many naughty massage salons to your right.
The newest BJ bar in this area and you will notice that immediately when you go in: New and modern set up, furniture and they even got a big TV connected to a laptop where both girls and customers choose the songs from YouTube. But more importantly, the girls are well above the typical blow job bar standard – young, attractive and very diligent to make you have a good time from the moment you sit down. They do have some of the typical red couches in the back of the bar, but strangely they require you to go upstairs into one of the rooms for the blowjob.
Location: Coming from Second Road, walk into Soi 13/2 (also known as Soi Post Office, simply because the Pattaya post office is in there) and you will find Kittens Bar after about 50 meters on the left side.
Right opposite of Kittens Bar (see above) is one of the two sister Pump Station bars. The girls in there aren’t that attractive, but they have one pretty hot and busty ladyboy so if you like that you might want to check it out soon. Again they don’t want you to be sucked right in the bar but instead go upstairs and that means you have to pay the room rent of 300 Baht which is included in the price for the blow job. Just like 20 meters further down the Soi is the original Pump Station bar and guesthouse with a similar girls’ quality.
Location: Opposite of Kittens Bar in Soi 13/2.
One of the oldest BJ bars in Pattaya but it definitely has seen better times. Nowadays you might even find only two waitresses during the low season serving you with a drink and no blow jobs at all. Not sure what happened with this place, maybe they have stopped doing any marketing to their bar – yes, this street is fairly quiet anyway, but if they continue operating like that they will have a hard time to survive in the increasingly competitive industry. Only recommended to visit if you have been to all other places on this list (this should take a while).
Location: Coming from Second Road, walk into Soi 13/3 and you will reach the Billion Beer Bar after 50 meters on the right side.
The currently best blow job bar in Pattaya. It’s being run by a French guy who really knows what his customers enjoy: Five extremely comfortable seating areas with mattresses and tables on them, each with curtains around that can be closed once you start with the blow job or short time and also surprisingly young and attractive girls. Some of them even worked in the Go Go Bars on Walking Street before but are too lazy to dance – but not too lazy to suck. Fantastic place Club 4 and if you only have enough time or money to visit one of these bars then I’d definitely recommend this one.
Location: Club 4 is quite off the tourist area more or less hidden in a residential area in the eastern part of Central Pattaya. Coming from Second Road, you could either walk there in 30-40 minutes or take a motorbike taxi for 60-80 Baht.
Right next to Club 4 is the 007 Club that is also French owned and has exactly the same concept: Six private seating areas with surrounding curtains. However, it’s not quite as comfortable compared to Club 4 and Pirate (see below) and the tables are quite far away from the couch. At least the bar girls make more than up for it – not only are they among the most attractive ones in this category but also do everything to make you feel great without being too pushing. That said, it’s usually you who asks them for a drink and not the other way around.
Location: Next to Club 4 (see above).
The third blow job bar in this area right next to 007 Club. It’s the latest addition in this category and believe it or not, I was told that they are planning to open even more similar bars in the near future not far from here. Pirates has the nicest bar counter of all places here together, it’s half-moon shaped and of dark wood and has at least a couple of foreigners drinking beer at most times while the girls are working on their dicks. For more privacy you can go to one of the intimate niches in the back of the bar.
Location: Next to 007 Club (see above).
Maybe the naughtiest blow job bar in Pattaya. The girls at Carre Blanc may not be the youngest (most of them around 30) but they really know how to suck and please a guy. And not just that, they are also giving you the service right in the middle of the bar while the other ladies are watching. They do also have a mattress and pillow area in the back of the bar that can be closed with a curtain, but it’s really up to you since the girls are very open minded.
Location: Next to Club 4 (see above).
Probably the most overrated blow job bar in Pattaya. It’s the one furthest away from the beach in the middle of a local residential area with nothing, absolutely nothing, else of interest around. Not even a 7-Eleven within 300 meter radius. Anyway, the bar as such is quite impressive, you walk through a Telephone Box (ring the bell first) and upon entry all staff (about 4-5 girls) will friendly greet you (same when you leave). The setup is all extremely cozy, laid back, dark and pretty much English Pub Style. Unfortunately the girls are not that attractive and even worse they are quite pushing, like they ask you for a drink before they even sit with you. Hopefully things change for the better in the future because the setup as such including their comfy short time rooms upstairs does have a lot of potential.
Location: The Telephone Bar is located in Sukhumvit-Pattaya 46/3 also known as Soi Batman (yes, seriously). Coming from Second Road, you could either walk there in about 50 minutes or take a motorbike taxi for 60-80 Baht.
Bar de la Poste is owned by the same people who also run the Telephone Bar (see above). Unfortunately, it’s not much better. Just like its sister bar it looks quite interesting from the outside, and it’s also the blow job bar in Pattaya that does the biggest marketing to get customers (you can find their adverts in several German and French expat magazines). The best thing about this bar is that the staff is quite friendly – as soon as you walk in all of the girls (about 7-8) turn their heads to you, smile and say altogether “Sawatdee ka, good afternoon!”. Just like in the Telephone Bar it’s quite dark here and I think they do that so you don’t notice how the ladies really look like.
Location: You can find Bar de la Poste in the Buakhao area in a street called Soi Lengkee. Coming from Soi Buakhao, just walk down this street and you can’t miss the bar with its bright yellow walls in the center of the street on the left side.
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