Blessing Self-Driving Cars Becomes New Pastoral Outreach Program

Thanks to Pope Leo XIV's progressive tech theology, parishes now host Drive-Thru Blessing Stations where faithful line up their Teslas, Waymos, and suspiciously sentient mopeds. One monsignor reported a baptism request from a Prius. Leo XIV responded: "Bless the driver and the driven." Vatican guidelines suggest sprinkling near the steering sensor and reciting Psalm 121 with extra care near roundabouts. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb