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My "how are you?" ban has little to do with a curmudgeonly aversion to social niceties, although that's a small part of it. (Much like Larry David, I'm also opposed to singing "Happy Birthday" — not for philosophical reasons, but mostly because it's a dumb song that sucks dick.)

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WHEW, sometimes you've just gotta holler " suck my dick , typos!" and keep it moving.

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Sucking dick is a vulgar slang term for performing oral sex on a man. Telling someone to suck a dick is a strong insult meaning “ Screw you!” If something (e.g., work, a song) sucks dick , it’s “very bad.”
The word dick has been a slang term for a man or fellow since the 16th century. It is likely that its meaning expanded (pardon the pun) to “penis” in the mid-19th century—at least as recorded, as it was certainly spoken well before then.
The expression sucking dick rose up by the 1920s, apparently first used by sex workers. The growth of the adult film industry in the 1970s and internet porn in the 1990s certainly helped further, um, extend the term.
So, did, popular culture. On Drake’s 2010 song “Fancy,” T.I. raps: “They get a baller, think that they ain’t got to pick a career / Guess they plan on sucking dicks until some millions appear / Like ‘voilà!’ You do it right he might just buy you a car.”
In the 2014 comedy Tammy starring Melissa McCarthy, Tammy mouths off to her boss when he is sharing the secret to his success: “Sucking dick and kissing ass?”
In the 1930s, sucking (someone’s) dick was slang for “ flattering someone,” but it went on to become an insult equivalent to telling someone “to fuck off.” While saying suck my dick had usually been a coarse insult issued by men, women began increasingly using the phrase in the 2000s—it can pack a real gender -empowered and ironic punch.
Similar to telling someone to go and, oh, suck a bag of dicks , when something sucks dick, it’s undesirable or objectionable . Homework, parking tickets, hangovers—all these could be said to suck dick. Presumably, the sweary analogy is that s ucking dick is not something everyone necessarily wants to do, perhaps a sense originating with a homophobic subtext.
First off, sucking dick : it’s not a phrase, in any of its senses, you want to use around your grandma or kids eating Happy Meals.
As explained, sucking dick can be a straightforward, though vulgar, term for oral sex with men, appearing in countless tags for internet porn and uttered in dirty talk in numberless bedrooms. It’s widely used to do away with any preciousness or subtlety regarding the topic, though the phrase can also more meanly suggest a woman is slutty .
As a dismissive insult, suck my dick is concise, forceful, and by no means limited to sexual topics.
If you are against pit bulls you can unfollow me and suck my dick.
— DayQuan (@_d_will_) July 23, 2018

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“Because the art of being gay is being gay," he said.
We stan an educated cisgender, heterosexual man! This week that recognition goes to R&B crooner Tank, who is educating his cishet kin on the peculiarities of being gay.
While appearing on the podcast Lip Service to promote his new album, Elevation , he said that just because a man has sucked dick before doesn’t mean he’s gay. He was answering a question from host Angela Yee, who was disputing the idea that just because a man has lied before, that doesn’t make him a liar. She was basically trying to say that even lying once makes a man a liar in the way that sucking dick once might make him gay.
Tank had some things to say about that analogy.
“He sucked a dick once and then he’s like, ‘I’m not sure if I liked it or not. Let me try again.’ And then he says, ‘You know what, it’s not for me… ’” the singer said, “It doesn’t mean he’s gay. It means he sucked dick twice. Because the art of being gay is being gay .”
The video clip, which is making its way around social media, was pulled from a much longer episode of Yee’s podcast in which the artist talks being married at a young age, eating ass, and more.
Yee, who you may know as one-third of the oftentimes problematic The Breakfast Club radio show cohort (which includes DJ Envy and Charlamagne tha God), hosts Lip Service as a safe space for celebrities to talk all things sex. Conversations about fellatio are far from foreign, but based on the responses of Yee and her other cohosts — who initially seem surprised by Tank’s answer — same-gender sex might not be as familiar a topic.
Tank is a noted supporter of LGBTQ+ people, or at least he has no problem taking our money. The singer made headlines in 2017 for performing at a Washington, D.C. Black Gay Pride event.
In this instance, the musician dodged what could’ve been an opportunity to let toxic masculinity and homophobia run rampant by reminding his hetero mates that being LGBTQ+ is about more than what we do behind closed doors and in dark alleys. When he says “you strike out at three” — meaning after three dicks, you’re a homo — we might have to agree! ( Totally kidding! *side eye*)
You know what they say — everybody is a little gay.
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You came (wink-wink, see what I did there?), saw, and conquered your fear of stigma and decided to research websites answering the question, “ can I suck my own dick ?” Great! I’m glad you are researching this subject before jumping in headfirst .
I’m all in for that, and backing you up all the way. To each its own. Whatever floats your boat, captain. Hey, I’ve done the same thing and ALMOST sucked my own cock! That’s right. You cannot deny the power of human curiosity. Men will not admit it, but most of us have thought about what it would feel like to suck our own dicks.
Obviously, you are unsure how to begin the self-head-giving process. We’re here to help. Before you jump headfirst into this guide, remember this: to develop the proper skills to suck your own dick will not be an overnight process. Achievement requires dedicated practice every single day for the long haul.
We have outlined tried-and-true cock blowing techniques in this detailed guide. If studied and executed correctly, you can become a self-dick sucking machine in no time. Think of it like this: you have the best tool at your disposal to learn the craft and perfect the moves-your own body.
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First, before I begin with the guide, let’s start with a little personal story to motivate your quest…
20 years ago my ugly-duckling syndromic self was sitting in my hot, sweaty bedroom with my hormones raging. I had a strong desire to feel a warm moist mouth wrapped around my dick and would do almost anything to achieve that pursuit, but I did not have the luxury to get another person with an available mouth, which led to an enlightening thought of sucking my own dick .
I grabbed a rollaway bed and folded it halfway, laid my body on the carpet in front of it, pulled my legs all the way back towards my head Ta-chi style (My body had better flexibility back then), and managed to pull the bed on top of my legs to pull my penis closer to my mouth. I could hardly breathe, but my need to get some neck was so strong, so I pushed my head forward. I then used all my strength to thrust my pelvic area towards my mouth and managed to get the tip of my dick to touch my lips. Success!
Some of you might be more successful at achieving a self-blowjob than I was. However, note something: you don’t have to settle with sucking your own dick, man. I know you’re an open-minded, adventurous person who loves to try new things-I get it. But nothing is wrong with letting a consenting adult do the dick sucking for you.
Check out Adult Friend Finder to find all types of cock suckers tonight with various skill sets ready to put in the work, tonight or any night for that matter!
To make this process work flawlessly in your favor, you need to be a preferably fit person. That means eliminating an unhealthy diet and adopting one that benefits your regimen.
For example, overly muscular guys or potbelly men would likely have a more difficult time bringing their legs to their heads and getting their lips to touch the tip than someone fit and slim.
A way around this obstacle if you have some meat on your bones is doing stretching exercises every single day if you are not already doing them.
Doing yoga exercises is a great way to increase body flexibility, and get it used to doing extreme stretches you never thought possible. Moreover, yoga exercise is relaxing and will help you mentally cope with whatever life adversity is pushing you to suck your own dick-some people believe that mentally sound people are not sitting around thinking about putting their mouths on their cocks. I am!
Consulting a yoga instructor will help in the quest, but never reveal to anyone in the class that you are enrolled specifically to suck your own cock. Your ass might get kicked out of the class or even the authorities called on you.
Thankfully, you have my experience to help. Here is an easy two-step stretching exercise to help you adapt better positions:
Repeat these steps everyday and you should be able to lie down on the floor with your legs spread apart as far as they will go, and curl your back enough to bring the penis to your mouth.
You have now unlocked an easy way to suck your own cock!
My personal method required me lying on the floor because that worked for me. You have to move your ligaments around and test different positions to discover what works for you.
The proper way to correctly position your body, however, is by sitting upright, and pulling your legs straight up towards the ceiling – get someone to help you get them there the first time if you are not that flexible yet.
Then, you will push your head down towards your penis and should have no problem bopping on your corn on the cob. Use the free hand to raise the hard cock up to create better aerodynamics reaching your mouth.
Plenty of ‘autofellatio’ videos display this method and there is no shortage of them on the world wide web.
If you are unsuccessful at giving yourself the pleasure you want, then this act might not be for you. Again, Adult Friend Finder has plenty of profiles featuring adults who are avid cock suckers.
However, if you are a well-endowed man, who also possesses a long slobbery tongue, then you should have no problem giving yourself head.
If you want to get a larger penis, then you have several options. Natural supplements and jelqing exercises are some of the more popular ways to increase the size of your penis to finally reach your mouth.
Early civilizations have a history of people sucking their own dicks. They normally do it for spiritual reasons. The most famous is the Ancient Egyptians . It was believed that ingesting your own sperm connected you with the constellations some type of way. This belief is very interesting because you would think the Greeks would have been the original inventors of this sexual act. Obviously, they learn it from the Egyptians.
This is a no-brainer question, but let’s get practical about the answer. Many gay guys will suck their own cocks just to practice the act on themselves before moving on their boyfriends. They want to ensure that their cock-licking technique is A-1.
Cocksucking is technically a gay act because you are essentially sucking a dick, but some people would say that self sucking is masturbation because you are doing it to yourself for pleasure. Only one person is involved. But on the flip side, when you think about the visuals of your own cum dripping from the side of your mouth from sucking your own dick would be considered gay to many.
If you cannot please yourself, how can you please someone else?
Of course getting your penis in your mouth is possible. I was able to touch the tip my first time. There are plenty of blogs and forums of people who write extensively about their cock sucking claims. You can even Google ‘autofellatio’ and see the genuine videos of guys giving themselves blowjobs.
Do I really need to name them? The benefits should be obvious. First, if you consider yourself gay then you can practice dick sucking on yourself while pleasing yourself. You can test the waters and make sure your lips are nice and strong before moving onto your boyfriend.
Moreover, you are getting yourself off, so your raging hormones will get settled. This self-serving satisfaction is quelled in men who would otherwise rape or do something ungodly to get their pleasure.
A guy who can suck his own dick is a happy guy.
While this act might seem fun and extremely beneficial to you, there are some dangers. If you force your head down too far in the wrong position you can crack your neck. If you perform my technique with the rollaway bed, and there is no one in your home to help, you can get stuck in a compromising position that might require EMT services or the fire department. That’s why I suggest you never try that technique.
Unconfirmed reports circulate the net about guys unfortunately dying after attempting self sex when their breathing tube is cut off and they die of suffocation.
Another huge risk is an obvious BLOW to your relationship. If your girlfriend or even boyfriend for that matter finds out that you are sitting at home all day sucking on your own cock, they might feel like you are cheating on them with yourself. They might start wondering if the sex they give you is even enough since you can now please yourself. The obvious thoughts that run through is what do you need them for? Once you discover the pleasures of giving yourself a blow job, you might want to do it all the time and then your significant other becomes a side relationship.
Sucking your own dick takes dedication, want, and skill (full body and limb flexibility) to achieve the pleasure. Without it, making it work is nearly impossible.
We hope you have learned how to suck your own dick, or at least got a great laugh if that is what you were looking for.
Listen here, my friend. You do not need to suck your own dick anymore. There are plenty of online blowjob sites where you can find a companion, regardless of gender, to do the cock sucking for you.
But if you decide there are some questions and hopefully this article has provided the answers.
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