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The series does not follow the same Stylistic Suck of the movie. Instead it ratchets up the silliness by mixing in supernatural, extraterrestrial, and just whacked out nonsense to its plots, largely derived from 1970s black pop culture. And plenty of Lampshade Hanging as Black Dynamite and his crew take on any threats that seek to put the black man down.
It was cancelled after a 2 season run in late 2014.
Leroy: "You screwed me out of 10 Grand. Now I'm gonna screw you WITH 10 grand" *Violates Lucky Charms with a gigantic wad of bills*
Lucky Charms: "I'm seeing Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds... and a white light."
Officer: Pryor, Richard. Dynamite, Black. You've made bail.
Black Dynamite: What they need is a man. A man who knows how to save everybody onboard that train, even though they thought they could have a good time without him, and that man's name is Black— (gags) Black— (gags again) Black Dyna--
Honey Bee: You missed little orphan Willis's birthday party!
Black Dynamite: Not little orphan Willis's birthday party! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Dramatic Pause* How was it?
Honey Bee: It was good.
Mister Drummond: (just moments before being launched into the top of a stadium) Little orphan Arnold... you ain't shit.
Honey Bee: I ain't into big, white gorillas, or little dicks, or little dicks on big gorillas, or little dicks in general, but if I was, I'd choose you.
"First of all, hell. Second of all, no. Thirdly, hell no!"
Black Dynamite: With a stinger that intense, it's GOTTA be important!
Black Dynamite: HA-HAH!! I THREW THAT ROCK BEFORE I LEFT THE MOON!!
Black Dynamite: (Hanging up a "Happy Birthday" banner) "Now see, this can't say birthday. We can't have the orphans thinking about how they was once birthed, 'cuz that will remind them of their mama's vagina, which is connected to a mama." (Takes "Birth" off the banner) "Better. Although now that I think of it, each of those orphans was born on a day." (Takes "Day" off the banner) "Hmm... do y'all think happy is too close to pappy?"
Black Dynamite: "And Little Orphan Stevie, we got you a pair of track shoes to remind you of how quick your daddy ran out of your life!"
Black Dynamite: "Now who wants to help Black Dynamite spruce up this Douglas Fir?"
*Cricket chirps*
Black Dynamite: "I'm beginning to think that me and that cricket are the only ones with Christmas spirit. What gives?"
Leroy: "That's why none o' y'all can compete, 'cause a real pimp, ain't got no heart"
Ninja: Wait, if I tell you what he's doing, then why do I have to tell you what he's up to? That's like the same thing!
Leroy Van Nuys: When I was drowning in a sink full of pimp juice turning blue and not breathing... y'all thought I was dead. Then, when my momma left her pimp and he blasted out my chest with his shotgun... y'all thought I was dead. Then when I needed that kidney transplant and all the pimps was matching donors but nobody gave me one and y'all stuck my ass in a box and put me in the ground... y'all thought I was dead. But guess what? Leroy Van Nuys is alive. The opposite of what y'all about to be... Dead.
Holy ***! You still have the same mustache you had when you were eight years old!
Bullhorn: O.J. you better be careful with that knife, or one day you might write a book about how you allegedly took some white bitch's life!
Head Ninja In Charge: Ninjas do wrong to each other sometimes, and in that way, the force of the earth comes around the moon, and at that presence, the dirt, it overshadows the grass, so you like "I can't cut this grass; there's no sun coming through." So in order to enable each other, the two fruits have to look each other in the eye, understand we can only be ripe as the ripe is wrong. You know what I mean?
Black Dynamite: Man, I never thought I'd see the day when the only person talking any sense was a damn ninja.
Black Dynamite: "Wait, you brought me back to the Chinese jungles of Vietnam for some fucking barbecue sauce!?"
Police Officer: Pryor, Richard! Dynamite, Black! You made bail!
(Pryor, seeming to have forgotten his troubles, leaps out of Black Dynamite's arms and begins strutting out of the jail cell)
Black Dynamite: HA-HAH!! I THREW THAT ROCK BEFORE I LEFT THE MOON!!
"So I said to the chinaman, 'I threw that shit before I walked in the room!'"
IRS agent: (while BD & co. are walking away from him) And do you know what one-hundred-twenty-eight times two is? Two-hundred-and-fifty-six! ALL! UP! IN! YOUR! ASS, BLACK DYNAMITE!
Black Dynamite: Well that's amazing monkey cause you didn't even know I needed any rocks!
Black Dynamite: 'Mandatory' and 'Free'. Sounds like a code for the B.B.G.
White Girl: B.B.G? What's that Black Dynamite?
Black Dynamite: Post-coital White Girl, it's a Big Black Genocide thing you wouldn't understand.
White Girl: Oh, I thought you just gave me the Big Black Genocide.
Black Dynamite: You damn right- waitaminute, what?
Black Dynamite: But daddy, we just reunited, and it feels so good.
Black Dynamite has not payed income taxes in 8 years and now they're out for blood.
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Black Dynamite has not payed income taxes in 8 years and now they're out for blood.
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