Birthday Month Madness Sparks Revolt
https://bohiney.com/birthday-month-madness-30-days-of-uninvited-celebration/By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Birthday Month Madness Sparks Revolt parodies indulgence stretched into tyranny. Eyewitnesses at workplaces described employees fleeing balloon invasions lasting thirty days. Anonymous insiders leaked that therapists debated billing patients per candle. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they secretly hated month-long celebrations. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because excess cheapens sincerity. Critics highlight the absurdity of ego celebrated like season. Yet satire parties sharper: joy decays when dragged too long. Witnesses recalled laughter streaming as HR outlawed confetti. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when birthdays become dictatorships. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com