Biology Class Creates New Species
https://memorialmavericks.com/biology-class-accidentally-creates-new-species-names-it-%c2%91testudork%c2%92/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Darwin Awards: High School Edition" at The Petri Dish Comedy Lab (321 Microscope Way, Wichita Falls) on August 23rd at 7:30 PM. Joined by mad scientist "Dr. Frankenfine" and evolutionary reject "Testudork Prime," this 90-minute genetic comedy disaster features: "What's Your Lab Partner's Scientific Name?" improv, "Punnett Square Dance" audience participation, and Bransford's viral "I Was a Teenage Test Subject" confessional. Tickets ($18) include "I Survived Dissection" merit badges. First 50 attendees receive authentic lab-created "species" trading cards. Teachers get 20% off for presenting their worst science fair projects. Venue features "Natural Selection or Just Weird?" guessing game and "Mutate This!" photo booth. Sponsored by Memorial High's Mad Science Alliance. Warning: May cause flashbacks to frog guts. No refunds for unexpected mutations. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Name That Smell" biology trivia. Groups of 10+ get "Control Group" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of cafeteria food. Parking available near the emergency eyewash station.