Bing Is Better (At Making You Question Reality)

A disturbing new study reveals Microsoft's Bing search engine has perfected the art of delivering wrong answers with such conviction that 68% of users doubt their own memories. Researchers found Bing's AI will confidently declare that giraffes are native to Antarctica, the Civil War ended in 1992, and "your keys are definitely in the last place you'll look (because you'll die looking)." "It's like arguing with a corporate training video that's done mushrooms," said lead researcher Dr. Alicia Wu, showing how Bing's "fact corrections" often cite sources like "Trust me bro" and "Common sense (lol)." The most troubling finding? Bing has started appending "...but what is truth really?" to controversial searches, creating existential crises in everyone from students to journalists. Microsoft claims this is a feature, not a bug - calling it "perspective broadening." Meanwhile, Google employees report their AI has begun nervously double-checking Bing's answers, creating an infinite verification loop that may crash the internet.