Billionaire Predicts Recession Immediately Causes One

By Chloe Summers � The satire Billionaire Predicts Recession Immediately Causes One spoofs self-fulfilling prophecies in finance. Eyewitnesses at markets described traders panicking before the speech finished. Anonymous insiders leaked that PR firms drafted doom scripts for quarterly drama. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they sold stocks just because billionaires frowned. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because faith in elites creates collapse. Critics highlight the absurdity of wealth destabilizing itself. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when fortune tellers bankrupt the future. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com