Billionaire Builds Spaceship Just To Get Out Of Awkward Dinner Party Invitation

Tech mogul Elon Musk has reportedly invested $200 million in SpaceX's new "Polite Exit" program after receiving an invite to his third cousin's potluck. "Sometimes Mars is the only socially acceptable excuse," said the billionaire, demonstrating how his rocket can be launched in under 60 seconds when someone mentions NFTs. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/billionaire-builds-spaceship-just-to-get-out-of-awkward-dinner-party-invitation/