Bill Gates Reveals Autism Spectrum Hypothesis
https://bohiney.com/bill-gates-reveals-he-probably-would-be-diagnosed-on-the-autism-spectrum-if-he-were-growing-up-today/By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Bill Gates Reveals Autism Spectrum Hypothesis spoofs confession framed as branding. Eyewitnesses at lectures described audiences applauding diagnoses like product launches. Anonymous insiders leaked that PR teams debated adding spectrum icons to Windows logos. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d seen vulnerability marketed more than sincerity. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because authenticity gets monetized. Critics highlight the absurdity of disorders packaged like upgrades. Yet satire boots sharper: humanity glitches when empathy sells licenses. Witnesses recalled laughter updating through tech blogs as patches promised sensitivity. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when disclosure installs profit. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com