Bikini Med School
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2.2 out of 5 stars
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7.32 x 4.19 x 1.12 inches; 6.13 Ounces Director
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Michael Paul Girard Run time
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1 hour and 34 minutes Release date
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April 14, 1998 Date First Available
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September 29, 2006 Actors
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Kim Sill, Konstantine Greco, Tamara Landry, Thomas Draper, Sean Abbananto Studio
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East Texas Distribut Producers
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Jerry Feifer ASIN
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6304824580 Writers
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Michael Paul Girard
2.2 out of 5 stars
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This strikes me as one of those straight-to-Cinemax productions - low budget, bad writing that sounds like what would happen if a bunch of teenage boys were relating their fantasies to one another - in crayon, "acting" in name only, stilted bed scenes, double entendres that would irritate Beavis & Butthead, and music that the filthy American elites would never approve of. In other words - it's marvelous. For those who are interested, the film proceeds along the totally plausible lines of a reputable medical school that operates its own strip club/wet t-shirt contest and has a... ummmmm.... "tunnel of love" for which you have a pretty decent line forming to get into. Also, can you guide me to the "clitorology lab?" It's campy. It's dumb. It's politically incorrect. Also, the women are actually hot (which can't be said of those modern women tainted by the so-called "natural look"), the jokes are groaners, and there is no identifiable plot. But the music is great and this film roundly mocks political correctness (as all sensible people do). I am not sure if the actual female anatomy was edited out, or if it was never there in the first place. But this movie is so awful (and enjoyable) that you can almost hear the breathy commentary of Rhonda Scheer or the wisecracks of Joe Bob Briggs during it.
If I were give this steaming pile of crap zero stars, it would still be far too generous. There's hardly a pretense of plot, and the scummy, vapid, and even rapey characters make me wish for those 56 minutes of my life back. There were hardly any boobs either. What a waste of time.
It's okay as T&A movie. Not much else going for it. Painful plot and storyline are painful. Acting is dreadful.
I believe that this is not a part of the Bikini movies from the 1990's but something trying to capitalize on it. That being said it started ok but went nowhere with a lot of unlikable charters and a very disjointed "plot".
Bad Story. Bad Direction. Bad Acting. Bad Editing. But that might not be why you watch a movie like this.
Obviously, it is just far too easy for anyone to pick up a camera, shoot some video, and call the thing a movie. Bikini Med School is absolutely pointless, annoying, and insufferable. All of the action takes place at some kind of frat house at a medical school boasting the acronym of Quack. Entertainment comes in the form of three contests: bikini, whipped cream bikini, and lingerie. I could barely tell the difference between each girl, but I may have been blinded by the big hair phenomenon that seemed to infect this entire movie. Bikini Med School screams 1980s and gives no impression of actually having been filmed in the mid-1990s. There is a little bit of dialogue here, of course, but it is made up almost exclusively of medicine-related sexual innuendoes. A number of guys make bets as to their planned conquests of the night, and couples sneak upstairs to the "Tunnel of Love" every so often. Throw in a lot of padded scenes of young people dancing to utterly horrible rock music, and you have the entire movie in a nutshell. I really can't overstate just how bad the music is, especially given the fact that it is blaring constantly throughout the entire movie. Here's the really weird part, though. When the movie started, a subtitle came up on screen; I found this rather strange. Well, 55 minutes in, a new subtitle came up, and the rest of the film dealt with a completely new set of characters (although the contests on stage continued as normal). Forget about these bikini and lingerie contests; they are actually the most boring part of the whole ordeal. There is one distinguishing aspect to this celluloid monstrosity, for what it's worth (which isn't much): the contestants are introduced as if they are being paged over a hospital intercom and are thanked for their contributions to research and the like when they finish. This is not the way to make a movie.
Any one know who the band was in the movie
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Jerry Feifer, Sean Abbananto, Diana Cuevas, Konstantine Greco, Kyle Anderson, Michael Paul Girard, Lisa Comshaw, Tamara Landry, Leigh Ann Waynes, Thomas Draper, Kim Sill, Anastasia Alexander, Victoria Plumb, Kurt Alan Jerry Feifer, Sean Abbananto, Diana Cuevas, Konstantine Greco, Kyle Anderson, Michael Paul Girard, Lisa Comshaw, Tamara Landry, Leigh Ann Waynes, Thomas Draper, Kim Sill, Anastasia Alexander, Victoria Plumb, Kurt Alan… See more
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Bikini Med School
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1994
Directed by Michael Paul Girard
Medical school is tough work--except when the students throw a party! Join these wild and crazy med students as they work in a little extracurricular activity. Of course, what's a check-up without a complete physical?
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Easily the worst “Bikini” movie I’ve seen. Hell at 56 minutes it’s hard to even call it a movie.
First off, there is no “Med School” here. No scenes take place at, or near a school for the medically inclined. The entire thing is shot at the world’s worst wet t-shirt competition.
There’s also no bikinis anywhere. You heard me, Bikini Med School nether has bikinis or med schools. Talk about false advertising. (Oh and there’s also no nudity, none, nada, zilch)
It’s horribly unfunny. I never once cracked a smile. The characters (if you can call them that) are generally annoying douchebags. For something that’s less than an hour it sure didn’t feel like it.
Why must I watch every “Bikini” movie? What motivates me to do so? We’ll never know.
Not all late night Cinemax movies from the 90s are created equally. There are some fun movies to be found but this is not one of them. The movie takes place in a frat house that mysteriously looks like an 80s sleazy strip club. It is supposed to have a wet T-shirt contest but really it’s just girls stripping. There is no water to be seen! The story is a group of guys trying to have sex with with a group of girls. The only real med school stuff we see is the black and white stock footage of doctors. This is a one star movie and it gets a star for the whipped cream bikinis.
Late-night cable movie from the 90’s, that is basically 90’s music, bikini dancers and med school jokes. A few jokes had me chuckling, my favorite: Woman-“I warned Raquel. If she keeps letting her IQ be overruled by her G-spot, she’s gonna end up getting f-ed up the A without any k y.” Guy-“I bet you were really good in algebra, huh?”😂
You think you know what kind of bad you're in for with that title. You've seen a decent amount of films with the word "bikini" in the title, you know what you're getting. Then a character pronounces "misogynist" with a hard G and suddenly you're falling down the hole into an entirely new kind of lazy, crass badness.
literally all this film is guys flirting with girls and then have sex with them and shots of Strippers and 80's music playing the entire time.... there's no reason why this should exist
I feel like this was missing something. Nudity perhaps. I feel like the version on Prime is heavily cut and edited. Its also less than an hour long while the version listed on here is obviously over.
"So I said, we don't have to, so she said, because you don't want to, I want to"
Cleverly manages to avoid both bikinis and med schools for its entire run time. It also avoids likeable or believable characters or anything remotely approaching a funny situation.
"I warned Raquel. If she keeps letting her IQ be overruled by her G-spot, she's gonna end up getting F-ed up the A without any KY. " "I bet you were really good in algebra, huh"
This movie sucked, but at least the really bad 80's glam rock soundtrack made it worth watching. No bikinis, no plot, no nothing - just really annoying fratboys trying to 'score before the party ends!'
In my remake, the two dudes will fail to 'score' by the end of the party and realize that they were self-sabotaging because deep down inside they love each other and only want each other and it'll take place at a Wham! concert.
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