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When I think of the prototypical man who uses a masturbation sleeve, I think of a heavy-set 40-year-old with a patchy beard, who has played World of Warcraft in his mom’s basement for the past decade. The stigma surrounding male masturbators like the Fleshlight and Autoblow is almost as big as the monstrous sleeves themselves. But as I’m one to try anything new sexually, I figured I’d give a dozen different masturbators a good ol’ college try to find out if any of them actually feel good. While many of them look like a hollowed-out alien tentacle, I was surprised to discover that they definitely feel better than jerking off the “classic” way. So without further ado, here is a ranking of the 6 best masturbators on the market.
I wouldn’t consider this one a “traditional” masturbating sleeve because it has large openings on both ends, and the item itself is only a few inches long. (Most masturbators have a closed back so your penis doesn’t pop through, and they’re long enough for even the biggest of snakes.) When using the BlowYo, you can only apply pressure to part of your penis: either partial shaft or your head. When I tried it out alone, I didn’t quite understand the purpose. Who wants a masturbator that can’t cover you whole penis, right? But when I whipped it out with my partner, I realized that it’s ideal to use while receiving oral. Especially if you’re a Trojan Magnum kind of guy, BlowYo can simulate the feeling of being deep-throated, without, you know, hurting your partner's throat.
Ah, the Autoblow, the world’s first and only automated blowjob machine . Using a series of robotic beads that move up and down your penis, the Autoblow 2+XT does its job well. Still, I’d say this is more of a novelty item than a sleeve, or rather, appliance, that you’d use daily. It’s pretty bulky and loud, and somewhat cumbersome to use. However, the inventor of the Autoblow, Brian Sloan, is set to release a third iteration of his product: The Autoblow AI , which not only fixes some issues of functionality, but actually uses machine learning on the final setting—so you never get the same blowjob twice. Pretty epic, right?
Using its patented blow job action, the Turbo has three distinct parts that replicate lips, tongue, and throat. To say it feels as good as a blowjob would be a blatant lie, but there were a few things that felt pretty different with this Fleshlight. For one, when you pull out quickly, the “lips” will linger on your shaft before moving. The “throat” is also little narrower than typical Fleshlights, since well, it’s supposed to be a throat and not a vagina. The tightness, obviously, feels good.
The major perk of the Quickshot is that it’s not nearly as bulky as other masturbating sleeves. It’s discreet and doesn’t require the large holder necessary for other Fleshlights. That makes it easy to both store and clean, and it’s something you could easily hide in your bedroom without taking up space. The biggest strength of the Quickshot—its size—is also its greatest weakness. Unless you’re packing 3-4 inches, the Quickshot isn’t going to be able to reach the end of your shaft. Nevertheless, since you’re still getting a little more than half of yourself in there, it still feels pretty damn good.
The idea behind this product is that it feels so good—so much like an authentic vagina—that it will prepare you to last longer when you’re with a real vagina—since you won’t feel the difference. “The signature training unit texture has been designed with large knobs for more contact and maximum stimulation. Our skin-soft material combined with plenty of lubricant will test your ability to keep going,” the back of the box reads. This sleeve feels dynamite. While it doesn’t feel as good as a vagina, it still feels incredibly pleasurable. I think there is truth in the advertising. If you’re quick to shoot, using this masturbator will definitely help you last longer when with a woman. The Training Unit also makes “queefing” sounds or that suctioned “air pocket” sound you get from a tight blowjob, which, to be honest, I found weirdly arousing.
Drum roll please… The winner of the best masturbating sleeve on the market is the Mangasm Lifetime Stroker. It was a tough call between the Stroker and the Training Unit. They both feel more similar to vaginas than any other masturbating sleeve on the market. While each uses different material, I’d describe both as “silky smooth.” Excuse my vulgarity, but I busted pretty quickly with the Stroker. Also, a little fun fact: The Mangasm was actually 3D scanned from the winner of the world’s most beautiful vagina contest, which yes, is a real competition .

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