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Meet Micha (or should I say meat?). He is 45 years old, lives in Berlin and is extremely well hung .
But he wasn’t always enormously endowed, a few years ago Micha underwent an irreversible penis enlargement .
His penis now measures a whopping 9 inches in length and 3.5 inches across, which for us sods still using the metric system is nearly 23cm long and 9cm wide. Aka: fucking enormous.
“Whether it weighs 7.5 pounds of 9.5 pounds, I can’t say right now,” he says.
“I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6 pounds, hasn’t been enough for a while.”
Remind me never to borrow your scales for baking , Micha.
Concerns about standards of food preparation aside, Micha is now the the subject of a new documentary from Vice called, wait for it, Monster Meat. Because his giant appendage really does just need to be seen to be believed.
The documentary is both fascinating and actually quite moving. Because behind his giant bulge, Micha is just a shy guy looking for love and self-acceptance .
“I didn’t have my penis enlarged because it makes me feel more beautiful,” he tells the camera, “but rather because it makes me feel better.”
The film explores the underground world of penis enlargement, dangerous procedures, extreme implants and the biggest question of all… Does size really matter?
“If a woman gets a breast enlargement, nobody says anything about it. If a man does something very similar to his body, it’s worth making a whole documentary about,” he says.
“People’s reactions are really different. I definitely get looks.”
Micha also confides that it can be difficult to tell if his partners really love him or just his giant dick.
“There’s always that danger also in a relationship. But I think if you take the time to get to know the other person, then I can tell what I mean to him. Whether he really loves me or just part of me. And then I make a decision, which may be against the partner.”
You can watch the whole thing here. It’s NSFW, but you knew that already (the post continues after the video).
Now, we didn’t include this originally, but by very popular demand, we’ve included an image of Micha naked below (via VICE ).
As for what it looks like from the front, Micha says, “I’ve been told that my penis looks like an ass or a mouth from the front.” How about that?
And to answer the one question that everyone keeps bombarding us with:
How does the penis affect Micha’s sex life? Apparently, “after you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it. You just have to free yourself from established roles and hardened ideas about sex and be ready to play.”
It turns out that there are a few unexpected options: “Of course you can penetrate my foreskin. A lot of guys have offered to do that. But I don’t get a lot out of that sexually.”
As for whether there are any drawback, Micha says his life is fairly ordinary, but “it isn’t as easy as buying a new pair of pants.”
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By Guest | 101 posts, last post 7 days ago

Hi Guest

Your son does have a very long penis for his age it could still grow a lot yet.
They do come in all sizes it wouldn't hurt to take him to the doctor just to make sure everything is ok but it does just sound like he is well endowed and that really isn't a problem.
Understandable that when he is erect it is uncomfortable he is very long for 11.
His friends would be very curious about seeing him since there would be such a difference in penis size among them.
No doubt their curiosity leads to them experimenting with each other which is very common among boys their age.
Sounds like you are boy is a normal boy that just happens to have a very long penis.

In reply to anonymous on 2018-02-03 - click to read

Yes he admitted that there has been “sex play” among him and his friends. Mostly touching, some oral trying to keep open mind. Boys being curious boys

In reply to anonymous on 2018-02-03 - click to read

Yea being 11 it must seem way to young for him and his friends to be involved in sex play already.
It might be time for the puberty talk if you haven't had it with him.
Same sex experimenting is something a lot of boys do and for some it can go on well into their teens.
Sounds like your son is a normal growing boy with natural curiosities he just happens to be well developed for his age.

In reply to anonymous on 2018-02-03 - click to read

Thank you. Yes with him having a small scrotum (loose dangly, but small and last time at dr the dr told me he was size 2 both Testicles they are no bigger now. He has told me he wakes up at night and is wet not a lot a little in his underwear. He shows no signs of puberty no voice change to hair, but could he be having “wet dreams” at 11 without showing puberty signs. He says he feels he needs to masturbate more too. Had a little talk with him and got him 2 books for boys about puberty.

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