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Ah, the dick pic. A miracle of technology? A creepy nuisance? The Civil War love letter of our time? Regardless of your views on a guy’s Richard Picture, it is undeniable that there are only so many different ways to take a picture of your junk. Amateur cultural anthropologist (also known as "some girl on Snapchat") Reece took the time to create this safe for work, illustrated guide to the dick pic. I’ll add my commentary as we go. Let’s begin, shall we?
The Low Angle has many benefits and drawbacks. The forced perspective may make your Richard Attenborough (RIP) seem larger, but chances are your face will look at best dumb and at worst super, duper dumb. It’s just a fact that guys are terrible at making sexy faces, particularly while stretching their arms to hold a camera below their dicks. That’s basic science.
Depending on whom you ask, The Side Profile is either a classic of the genre or the lazy man’s dick pic. The plus side is you’re keeping it simple and focusing just on the dick. The downside is dicks are often not the most photogenic things. Sometimes putting something else in the frame is actually a good thing.
The Bird’s Eye View is the Wes Anderson shot of phallic photos. It presents your buddy in a new and interesting light. This raises the question of whether dicks need "new and interesting lights" in which to be presented. It’s a debate that will rage on in this country for decades to come until it tears us apart and we’re fighting brother against brother for America’s soul once more.
Technique 5: The Straight On (Reece skipped Technique 4! She’s a rebel! She looks at Math dead in the eyes and says, "Fuck you, Math.")
The Straight On, like The Side Profile is a lazy man’s choice. That doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s the wrong choice. It’s the default option for dick pics. Don’t have time to Emmanuel Lubezki your dick pic set up? This is your best bet. Word of warning: this works best if you’re working with something impressive downstairs, because this technique is just going to show it as it is. Not a lot of room for puffery with The Straight On.
Technique 6: The Let Me Grab My Sack
The Let Me Grab My Sack is all puffery. It’s smoke and mirrors in dick-form. You’re not fooling anyone. Everyone knows that’s not what your dick actually looks like, so stop squeezing it to increase your stats. This technique is false advertising and as such should be avoided at all costs.
The Counter Flop is great in that it gives full context to your stuff, but it’s also a winner because it’s somewhat whimsical. It says, "Hey, I don’t take myself too seriously. Would a guy who takes himself too seriously just leave his dick sitting on this here counter? I think not." That’s a good look on a guy.
Conclusion: Reece provided an accurate list of the different types of dick pics, but remember the most important thing about sending pictures of your penis: It’s only fun if the other person explicitly expresses a desire to see your penis. If they don’t, keep it to yourself. And that’s one to grow on.
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Meet Micha (or should I say meat?). He is 45 years old, lives in Berlin and is extremely well hung .
But he wasn’t always enormously endowed, a few years ago Micha underwent an irreversible penis enlargement .
His penis now measures a whopping 9 inches in length and 3.5 inches across, which for us sods still using the metric system is nearly 23cm long and 9cm wide. Aka: fucking enormous.
“Whether it weighs 7.5 pounds of 9.5 pounds, I can’t say right now,” he says.
“I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6 pounds, hasn’t been enough for a while.”
Remind me never to borrow your scales for baking , Micha.
Concerns about standards of food preparation aside, Micha is now the the subject of a new documentary from Vice called, wait for it, Monster Meat. Because his giant appendage really does just need to be seen to be believed.
The documentary is both fascinating and actually quite moving. Because behind his giant bulge, Micha is just a shy guy looking for love and self-acceptance .
“I didn’t have my penis enlarged because it makes me feel more beautiful,” he tells the camera, “but rather because it makes me feel better.”
The film explores the underground world of penis enlargement, dangerous procedures, extreme implants and the biggest question of all… Does size really matter?
“If a woman gets a breast enlargement, nobody says anything about it. If a man does something very similar to his body, it’s worth making a whole documentary about,” he says.
“People’s reactions are really different. I definitely get looks.”
Micha also confides that it can be difficult to tell if his partners really love him or just his giant dick.
“There’s always that danger also in a relationship. But I think if you take the time to get to know the other person, then I can tell what I mean to him. Whether he really loves me or just part of me. And then I make a decision, which may be against the partner.”
You can watch the whole thing here. It’s NSFW, but you knew that already (the post continues after the video).
Now, we didn’t include this originally, but by very popular demand, we’ve included an image of Micha naked below (via VICE ).
As for what it looks like from the front, Micha says, “I’ve been told that my penis looks like an ass or a mouth from the front.” How about that?
And to answer the one question that everyone keeps bombarding us with:
How does the penis affect Micha’s sex life? Apparently, “after you reach a certain size, you can’t do certain things any more. At least not with everyone and not without some foreplay. But there are other things you can do with it. You just have to free yourself from established roles and hardened ideas about sex and be ready to play.”
It turns out that there are a few unexpected options: “Of course you can penetrate my foreskin. A lot of guys have offered to do that. But I don’t get a lot out of that sexually.”
As for whether there are any drawback, Micha says his life is fairly ordinary, but “it isn’t as easy as buying a new pair of pants.”
And while we’re talking all things wang… Here are some things tat accidentally look like penises (you’re welcome):
Well hung, indeed. But whatever one’s size, health is also important. More men shoukd use a superior penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) to help fight penis odor, dry/flaky skin, loss of sensation, etc.
Or you could just shower daily and stay off certain drugs which will affect the sensation...
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