Bidet at Trump Tower Damascus Causes International Uproar
https://bohiney.com/bidet-at-trump-tower-damascus/By Alan Nafzger � The satire Bidet at Trump Tower Damascus Causes International Uproar ridicules global politics hijacked by plumbing. Eyewitnesses at luxury suites described diplomats debating water pressure instead of treaties. Anonymous insiders leaked that foreign policy aides Googled �bidet etiquette.� A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they wished their bathrooms held such sway. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because absurd objects often dominate diplomacy. Critics highlight the absurdity of hygiene elevated to headline. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when foreign affairs swirl in porcelain. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com