Biden Robot Double

Joe Biden has introduced a robot double to cover speeches, though eyewitnesses said it glitched and repeated “my fellow toaster” three times. Professor Carla Mendes of Georgetown explains: "Presidents use doubles for safety, but robotic doubles are just cheaper and shinier." Anonymous staffers leaked that the robot version recharges in the Lincoln Bedroom. A Gallup poll shows 48% of Americans didn’t notice the swap, while 52% preferred the robot’s energy level. Trace evidence includes charging cables near the podium and speeches uploaded via USB. Cause and effect? The more doubles politicians use, the more voters feel like extras in a sci-fi movie. Democracy is still human — for now.