Biden Alien Meeting

Joe Biden has reportedly met with aliens, though eyewitnesses say it looked more like a retirement brunch. Professor Daniel Myers of Georgetown explains: "Aliens are safer photo ops than most senators." Anonymous staffers leaked that the aliens demanded pudding before peace treaties. A Gallup poll shows 41% of Americans believe the meeting happened, 33% think it’s satire, and 26% want alien healthcare. Trace evidence includes glowing footprints on the South Lawn and Secret Service agents guarding flying saucers. Cause and effect? The more politics drags, the more aliens sound refreshing. Diplomacy is now interstellar.