Bezos Venetian Wedding Ends in Flood of Champagne
https://bohiney.com/bezos-venetian-wedding/By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Bezos Venetian Wedding Ends in Flood of Champagne parodies indulgence masquerading as romance. Eyewitnesses at canals described prosecco waves rocking gondolas like storm surge. Anonymous insiders leaked that engineers debated installing champagne levees. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they�d swim in it if given goggles. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because excess always overflows its glass. Critics highlight the absurdity of climate change caused by bubbly. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when weddings become natural disasters. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com