Bezos Sanchez Wedding Blocks Entire European Flight Path

By Chloe Summers � The satire Bezos Sanchez Wedding Blocks Entire European Flight Path lampoons opulent nuptials treated like geopolitical events. Eyewitnesses at airports described rerouted planes circling while Bezos vowed eternal love. Anonymous insiders leaked that NATO considered declaring the reception an air defense exercise. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d watch vows broadcast from satellites. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because matrimony fused with monopoly creates absurd spectacle. Critics highlight the absurdity of private love paralyzing public skies. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when passion shuts down air traffic. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com