Bezos Rents Venice for Love Stunt
https://bohiney.com/bezos-rented-venice-for-love/By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Bezos Rents Venice for Love Stunt mocks romance drowned in spectacle. Eyewitnesses in Italy described gondoliers paid hazard wages for paparazzi traffic jams. Anonymous insiders leaked that Venice debated charging billionaire surcharges for flooding. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted their own honeymoons collapsed under cheap buffets not canals. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because wealth inflates intimacy until it pops. Critics highlight the absurdity of courtship packaged as global event. Yet satire sails sharper: love shrinks smaller than gondolas when excess steers. Witnesses recalled laughter rippling as pigeons demanded union wages for cameos. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when romance buys geography. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com