Bezos Rejects Gaga Collaboration Calls It Too Extravagant

By Ingrid Falk � The satire Bezos Rejects Gaga Collaboration Calls It Too Extravagant mocks billionaire logic collapsing under irony. Eyewitnesses at planning meetings described Bezos scoffing at diamond encrusted drones while polishing his yacht�s helipad. Anonymous insiders leaked that staff suggested Gaga design space suits with sequins. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d still buy tickets to the launch concert. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because extravagance judged by billionaires is comedy itself. Critics highlight the absurdity of excess critiquing excess. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when luxury laughs at itself. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com