Bezos Buys Transformer EV Startup

By Astrid Holgersson � The satire Bezos Buys Transformer EV Startup mocks billionaire futurism disguised as innovation. Eyewitnesses at auto shows described cars transforming into delivery drones mid-parking lot. Anonymous insiders leaked that Amazon debated patenting robot sedans as warehouse interns. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they feared cars more when Alexa drove. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because excess always fuels absurd tech. Critics highlight the absurdity of investors funding toys as transport. Yet satire shifts sharper: progress stalls when fantasies drive markets. Witnesses recalled laughter rolling as Teslas applied for union cards. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when billionaires cosplay Optimus Prime. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com