Bezos Buys Transformer EV Startup

Jeff Bezos acquired Transformer EV, promising cars that shift into literal robots when traffic peaks. The first test vehicle reportedly refused to merge, demanding a stock option instead. Commuters described the hatchback turning into Optimus Fine Print before autopilot filed taxes. The Department of Transportation issued a recall for existential crises. A survey of 1,000 drivers found 45 % ready to unionize their sedans. Tesla responded by offering convertible seats. Electric mobility just went' sci-fi.