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What's the best way to simulate sexual intercourse if you're alone and only have household goods?
It depends, of course if you are male or female, more specifically whether you want to simulate a penis or a vagina.
The most common device, for both sexes is to use your own hands with saliva as a lubricant. There are many benefits to this approach, including minimal prep time. Because hands are made of basically the same materials as genitals (e.g., skin at body temperature), they are really the ideal mechanism. Except one thing: they are your own body, and your brain knows that.
Since your question was about simulating sexual intercourse, we need to go a bit deeper into the pantry.
It depends, of course if you are male or female, more specifically whether you want to simulate a penis or a vagina.
The most common device, for both sexes is to use your own hands with saliva as a lubricant. There are many benefits to this approach, including minimal prep time. Because hands are made of basically the same materials as genitals (e.g., skin at body temperature), they are really the ideal mechanism. Except one thing: they are your own body, and your brain knows that.
Since your question was about simulating sexual intercourse, we need to go a bit deeper into the pantry.
Hands down the best simulation of a vagina is a warmed melon with a hole cut into it. This takes a bit of prep time, but it is the closest you are going to feel to a real texture and lubricity of an aroused woman. The trick is to get a large melon and place it in an oven on the lowest possible temperature (say 175° F) for a few hours. After it has warmed thoroughly, cut a hole slightly smaller than the circumference of your erect penis in the side of the watermelon and wait for it to cool to slightly more than body temperature, say 102°F.
Then, place the melon in an appropriate position and fuck it.
Some men like to give her a name, like Melanie.
Women can use a similar technique, only with a realistically sized cucumber. It is much easier to heat a cucumber than a watermelon, and a few minutes in a microwave will do the trick. The biggest problem with a cucumber is its hard rind texture, which is not as soft as a penis. Also, if the goal is to simulate intercourse with a real man, make sure the cucumber is a realistic dimension.
Some women like to give him a name, like Richard.
If you are not confined to "household objects" then there are a variety of realistic feeling products available for discreet purchase online. Make sure anything you buy is dishwasher safe and microwaveable. Heating your sex toys can add a dimension of realism that can sometimes bridge the uncanny valley between human and robot.
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Get a large cup, a latex glove, some duct tape, and wash cloths. You soak the wash cloths in hot water then put them in the cup. Stretch the glove over the opening of the cup and push it down into the wash cloths. Tape around the lip of the glove so it doesn't slip off. Either lotion, Vaseline, or even spit into the opening for lube and bang at your leisure. A red neck fleshlight. Best part, pull the glove out and throw it away when you're done and all youre left with is a cup and wash cloths. I'm the MacGyver of mastubitorial tools.
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Get a large cup, a latex glove, some duct tape, and wash cloths. You soak the wash cloths in hot water then put them in the cup. Stretch the glove over the opening of the cup and push it down into the wash cloths. Tape around the lip of the glove so it doesn't slip off. Either lotion, Vaseline, or even spit into the opening for lube and bang at your leisure. A red neck fleshlight. Best part, pull the glove out and throw it away when you're done and all youre left with is a cup and wash cloths. I'm the MacGyver of mastubitorial tools.
Stuff two pillows into a pillow cover, and then stuff the (red neck) fleshlight into the crevice in between. Hump away, hands free. If needed, stuff a few extra shirts (or a third smaller pillow) behind the fleshlight so it doesn't get pushed all the way into the pillow cover. Also if needed, use a belt or strap to secure the fleshlight in place between the pillows.
Bonus: Stuff this pillow set into another pillow set (or use body-length pillows), to get a full body-size humper.
Bonus 2: Get women's waist cinch shorts, and put that over the pillow. Stuff the cinch shorts with t-shirts to t h i c c out the booty.
Take a grapefruit (a large naval orange works if you cannot have grapefruit with your medication) and roll it on a hard surface to bring out the juices. Cut the navals off at both ends then proceed to cut a hole roughly the size of your penis. If it's too big, squeeze around it. If it's too small, simply push it back. Then place it around the base of the penis and move it up and down with a twisting motion.
Mild veg are good; wash and peel carrots if you like it skinny, and go up as far as you can handle in terms of width of vegetable...and as far as you can handle in general, if you feel like it.
I enjoy a good rumble from my Wii controller, and I have an old Nokia with a stellar vibrate mode. A front-load washer on its spin-cycle is good, and if you're careful (please be careful) a pop bottle works, as does one end of a rolling pin, the straight end of a ladle, or a cheese grater.
No, just kidding on the cheese grater.
The TV remote when you're watching TV. Or just your fingers, if you've nothing else or just feel like rubbing one in quickly.
Do not use anything with spice in it, or anything with sugar. No meat of any kind. Do not use bar soap, soap or shampoo bottles unless they are completely clean, and nothing hooked at the end. Try not to use glass anything (including the aforementioned pop bottle) unless you are careful and the glass is thick enough that your squeezing it won't shatter it. Make sure whatever container you use is empty; I've seen a woman getting off on a bottle of champagne only to have the bottle go off in her. And anything plastic should be clean, non-toxic, and ideally food-grade.
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Ok I don't concider myself old enough to have sex (nor do I have acess to any) but I was wondering how to simulate what a pussy feels like.
get a plastic bag liike a ziploc or something wet the inside of it with water or vasalen put your yoour dick in it and stik inbetween your mattress and go back and forth
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