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Published May 22, 2013 12:00AM (EDT)

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Yahoo's purchase of Tumblr has some devotees worried that what they love most about the micro-blogging platform -- the GIF porn , obvs -- will disappear. TechCrunch calculated that more than 10 percent of the service's most popular 200,000 sub-domains feature Yahoo-unfriendly adult material. The panic was barely lessened by CEO Marissa Mayer's promise to protect "the richness and breadth of content available on Tumblr." So I decided to take a look at what, exactly, Tumblr-ers have to lose -- by visiting the community's most popular adult blogs, of course. You know me, any excuse to watch porn at work !
Before we continue, a few words on the unscientific process I used to determine the most popular porny sites: Quantcast provides a long, long list of the most popular Tumblr blogs, which I scanned for porny-sounding domain names. It's possible that some missed my attention; there were also some false alarms -- who would think that tit.tumblr.com isn't porn? It's also possible that my personal definition of porn differs from your personal definition. My I-know-it-when-I-see-it barometer went wild when I checked out a Tumblr titled, ironically enough, "Not Porn." It features zero close-ups of genital penetration, but I'm going to go ahead and call it porn for our purposes because I guarantee that people masturbate to it. (That is, admittedly, a weak qualifier for "porn" because what won't people masturbate to?) Look, I at least refrained from including jonhammswang.tumblr.com. I think that is as much personal sacrifice as I can offer in the name of journalistic accuracy here.
Welcome to the junior high of Tumblr porn. There are images galore of smooching, dry-humping and unhooking of bras. There's even a photo of a man proposing on one knee. The smuttiest this site gets is a GIF of porn star James Deen ... kissing someone while clothed.
Here we've fast-forwarded far beyond hand-holding (or, if you're a follower of Freud, regressed to the second stage of psychosexual development). There is not much to say about this site except that it features a whole lot of GIFs of women shaking their butts mid-coitus.
Never have I seen so many bouncing-butt GIFs in one place. This site makes XXX Booty Videos look like an exercise in minimalism. I'm pretty sure that I almost had a seizure starring at the blog's GIF wall of impressive gluteal gymnastics. I would be remiss not to mention the -- how to explain? -- GIF of a woman rump-shaking with an empty water bottle wedged in her butt-crack.
The Internet, folks. Let's give it a round of applause.
This blog features sexy GIFs that are largely indistinguishable from perfume commercials: I'm talking a shirtless, chiseled all-American guy in blue jeans kissing down a woman's neck, a lingering closeup of a lady licking a guy's neck, et cetera. Not Porn is all about thigh-kissing tenderness -- a looping clip of a man slowly running his fingers up a woman's bare hip, for example. There was one major highlight: a GIF of a bedroom scene from Baz Luhrmann's "Romeo and Juliet" that I remember watching on loop for the entirety of my 13th year of life.
Also, I'd like to officially state for the record that the second most popular "porn" Tumblr in the world features multiple GIFs from "The Notebook." If that fact isn't the makings of a master's thesis in human sexuality, I don't know what is.
We've arrived at the most popular porn Tumblr, folks. What kind of freaky fare is found within? Well, a clothed Leonardo DiCaprio kissing a clothed Kate Winslet in "Revolutionary Road." Several of Sharon Stone's mainstream sex scenes. A clip from "The Sessions." GIFs from "Mad Men."
It's all rather tame. Sure, there's an explicit scene from the porn classic "Behind the Green Door," as well as some super-steamy scenes from edgy foreign films, which are worth an after-work gander, but this isn't the den of depravity that one might expect from our No. 1. Turns out Tumblr porn fans like long, lingering kisses and cinematic moments.
So, what have we learned here? For one, the most popular masturbation material on Tumblr isn't especially explicit or extreme. Tumblr has plenty of hardcore blogs featuring pirated mainstream porn, sure, but its most popular adult-oriented sites simply serve as venues for curating a very specific sexual aesthetic. Water-bottle-butt-shaking notwithstanding, a lot of it is subtle and sensual -- two adjectives rarely applied to adult content. I suppose that's the answer to the question of what Tumblr-ers stand to lose. No wonder they're upset.
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On December 17, 2018 Tumblr banned adult content on their platform. The move was rumored to be a knee-jerk response to Apple removing Tumblr from its App Store over failing to adequately filter out child pornography. While that is certainly an understandable and valid reason for removing the app, instead of improving their filtering system, Tumblr decided to ban all adult content altogether. In doing so, they destroyed a massive social media community and outlet where people, especially underrepresented communities, could freely express their sexuality.
I was one of those people. I was in the midst of ending a sexless and passionless marriage, and while I never took much pleasure in sex anyway, I knew others did, which gave me a resounding and incessant urge to find out what I was missing. But how would I even start? What turned me on? How would I find it and articulate it not just to myself, but to a partner?
Mainstream porn sites only offered clips of brightly lit, conventionally-attractive people with hard bodies having what seemed to be a very athletic, staged, and mechanical style of sex. And the categories I could choose from (like “Babysitter”) along with the pop-up ads pushing pills to make my "dick harder" didn’t help entice me either.
A lot of these sites belonged to women and communities who were often not depicted in mainstream adult entertainment as multi-dimensional.
But when I happened upon Tumblr, that all changed. There were blogs that explored a particular side of female-centric sexual pleasure—as well as any number of sexual interests or preferences. A lot of these sites belonged to women and communities who were often not depicted in mainstream adult entertainment as multi-dimensional. Seeing people of color, and/or bigger, disabled, or trans bodies in sensual scenes that didn't make their race, gender, or body the plot line was revolutionary –they were simply participating in pleasure like everyone else. Aspects of humanity that mainstream porn fetishized, Tumblr adult sites normalized.
I was able to discreetly and safely view other people’s sexual tastes and interests, take what I liked from it, fold it into my own pastiche of sexual pleasure, and disregard the rest. In fact, the more I looked at others’ sexual expression, the more confident and validated I felt in my own. Without this private outlet, I really don’t know when–or if–I would have realized the dormant sexual woman living inside me that was screaming to come out.
Tumblr was revolutionary for so many women like me and others who felt disconnected to mainstream porn and found self discovery, affirmation, and connection within its platform. It’s an end of an era, but it’s also a clarion call to those who value freedom of speech and expression to speak up and fight for that right.
So, where can women like me go from here? There is hope that some smart, enterprising tech folks will come up with a similar, maybe even better platform in the near future. For now, here are some possible substitutes for those who are over 18:
While it's not as easy to scroll through visuals as you did on Tumblr, Reddit's NSFW subreddit might be a good alternative.
Timbr lets you back up any old Tumblr blogs so nothing is ever truly lost.
Mastadon promises a safer-feeling browsing experience.
Swarmr vows to be committed to free speech and gender equity.
Give New.Tumbl a go. Very straightforward!
The other alternative, if you're willing to pay some money, are ethical, feminist porn sites, which I personally use. Here are some recs, depending on what you're looking for:
Bright Desire has been producing artistic, body-positive fare since 2012.
Erika Lust’s XConfessions lets users submit what they want to see, and then recreates their ideas with top-notch cinematography.
FrolicMe is perfect for lush, gorgeously-shot films.
CrashPad Series and PinkLabel.TV are both excellent options.
I’ve also been recommending Tristan Taormino DVDs and jessica drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex for people who want to learn more (and watch) different kinds of sex.

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When the GIF became the internet’s preferred visual language , it simultaneously became the preferred lust language for many consumers of adult entertainment.
Porn GIFs distill any variety of adult video into a looping image that can last from mere seconds to a full minute. But the short-form format isn’t all that’s unique about porn GIFs. Many of the folks we talked to — from aficionados to NSFW GIF creators themselves — say it is by far their favorite, if not their only, form of porn consumption, and for good reason.
“The perfect GIF is the climax of a certain porn scene or video, e.g., where an actor unclasps their bra to reveal their breasts, or pulls down their briefs to reveal a throbbing penis, or the moment where full penetration occurs,” said Reddit user SparklyRen , a lawyer in his late 20s who identifies as gay and moderates various subreddits like r/GayPorn and r/GayGifs (currently at 92,000 members). “GIFs are hyper-sexual bursts of media.”
While seemingly simple, making porn GIFs requires its own kind of craft. You not only need to be proficient with certain editing tools, but also patient enough to search for videos that will translate well into the GIF format. On top of all that, you need to have a good eye for deliciously succinct sexiness.
“I've been making porn GIFs for over five years now, and I think it's the best way to express and share my sexual desires creatively,” said the Footprince, who runs the Sockfetishgifs Twitter account (often crossposted to r/socksgonewild ), despite identifying as asexual himself. Not all porn GIFs, for the record, need mass appeal; they often thrive because they serve niche tastes and sexualities that tube sites don't cater to.
“Something about a GIF is like pop music or fast food: instantly consumable,” said Reddit user 88Remmer , who moderates several of the most popular porn GIF subreddits, like r/bestporngifs (currently at 175,000 members). “I think people also love them because they’re usually easy to watch on-the-go in the smartphone age, and they’re usually small, data-wise, so you can save the ones you like.”
For many porn GIFers, part of the appeal is also growing your own little collection of favorites you can always come back to for a quick and easy self-love session.
Beyond format, what really makes porn GIFs such a unique genre of adult entertainment is how their popularity has been kept alive through dedicated communities that continue to make the genre thrive in new ways.
“The porn GIF is mostly a social thing,” said the Digital Pimp, who runs websites like Gifsfor and Gifporntube . “Adult communities love to post and trade them with one another. It gets people talking, rather than watching a video alone and just getting off.” Beyond that, the social aspect, “is great because you have the possibility to discover more content you didn't know about.”
That was especially true with Tumblr, the platform that originally popularized the porn GIF. You could endlessly scroll through an account that fit your taste or hashtags that introduced you to new types of porn. At least, before Tumblr torpedoed itself by banning all adult content from the platform.
But the legacy of the porn GIF continues today, primarily through dozens of subreddits, many of which boast hundreds of thousands of members. Of course, there are also dedicated websites like the Digital Pimp’s, as well as Redgifs , essentially a NSFW Giphy. But the porn GIF format has proven so powerful that it basically created a whole subgenre of short-and-to-the-point adult entertainment, which has infiltrated far more mainstream social media platforms than Reddit or Tumblr — like Twitter .
“Small porn videos or snippets are essentially an evolved form of the GIF,” said the Digital Pimp. “When we talk of GIFs, we aren't really talking about just .gif files anymore. It's .mp4, and whatever else. Some even have sound now.”
The porn GIF niche might take up less time and digital space than a full-length video. But clearly, its impact is greater than its file size.
The rise of the porn GIF can almost entirely be attributed back to Tumblr, with the platform’s unfortunate censorship leaving a hole that no other has yet been able to entirely fill.
Sparklyren vividly remembers the first porn GIF he ever encountered on Tumblr. He’s kept it saved in his personal files, transferring it from phone to phone over the years out of sheer sentimentality. It shows three extremely strapped young men pleasuring each other and themselves on a brightly lit marble kitchen countertop.
“My world was changed after I first saw GIFs on Tumblr. I certainly think that it changed the game for porn, too. It added a new, different dimension,” he said. “What makes GIFs so perfect in today's age of fast consumerism is that they're so bite-size. Tumblr's timeline was busy! And it was built upon endless scrolling, which means that you had to hook your audience and followers within the first instant.”
The Tumblr porn GIF didn’t make you trudge through any cheesy storylines or cringe-y forced setups. It immediately engaged you, earning people's reblogs and upvotes by being universally tantalizing. It’s a format that fits the fast pace of internet culture way better than regular, full-length porn videos — which seem like a relic of the past, when XXX adult VHS tapes were the most high-tech method of getting off.
“The best part about GIFs is they're usually repeating the most interesting parts of the porn they're sourced from,” said the Footprince. “Most people who like cumshots aren't going to want to sit through six minutes of cheesy dialogue to see seven seconds of climax. That's what I like the most about it: They’re essentially highlights in full motion.”
Ease of use and brevity are, undoubtedly, at the heart of porn GIFs' lasting appeal. But they don’t just save you time and effort. On Tumblr, they were a refinement of the often inelegant material of full-length porn, creating almost elevated adult entertainment experience.
“ Porn GIFs focus mostly on the, for lack of a better term, good stuff,” said one avid Tumblr porn GIF consumer who will go by Alex (not their real name), and identifies as a non-binary demisexual.
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