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They weren't just created to turn dudes on.
Female masturbation can often be totally misrepresented in mainstream films and TV shows as this sensual, erotic experience because, shocker, most of those scenes are directed with a straight, male audience in mind. But in reality, we all know the way women masturbate can vary from frantic 'I gotta rub one out asap' to lazy 'I fell asleep with my hands down my pants' solo sex. I've ranted about this a fair bit before, but here are 13 of the best female masturbation scenes in movies that are not all about turning dudes on.
At last, a show that depicts women with a diverse range of body types masturbating! We are all sexual beings regardless of our bodies! Seriously though, this was (and still is) a huge deal - kudos C4. Rae, played expertly and beautifully and hilariously by Sharon Rooney experiences her first ever orgasm and guess what, she gives it to herself. Unfortunately the scene is nowhere to be found online, so here's one of her being fingered later on in the series.
But her masturbation scene will never be forgotten. She told The Independent , "When they said we’d be doing that scene, I thought ‘Yeah I’ll do that. Why not?’ How many times have you seen a boy having a wank? All the time! It’s all they talk about! I thought: ‘Let’s do it for the girls.’"
Phoebe Waller-Bridge's play-turned-BBC-comedy followed Fleabag and her sexually obsessed escapades and it was damn funny. In the one masturbation scene to rule them all, Fleabag's boyfriend's asleep in bed next to her and she's masturbating to Obama videos on YouTube. It isn't sensual, it isn't for the male gaze, it's just... real. Well, maybe not the Obama bit (JK, we've all done it).
In an interview with Rolling Stone , when asked about that wonderful piece of writing, Phoebe said, "Ah yes, the masturbating-to-Obama bit!" She knows it's a thing.
David Lynch's confusing and emotionally exhausting movie (it's an absolute banger despite the batshit narrative) is one few that features a woman crying while masturbating. Admittedly, the situation in which Naomi Watts is wanking is pretty rare - she's just had confirmation that a hit she took out on her maybe former lover is complete - but it's raw AF. She's snotty, crying and by the end, furiously masturbating under her jeans.
Illana Glazer gets female masturbation spot on in this scene for her and Abbi Jacobson's brilliant comedy. Illana's 'getting in the mood' for a lil bit of self-loving and the scene shows her pre-wank ritual. She's popping in her favourite 'Latina' hoops, putting her family pictures face down so as not to get distracted, and putting on some highly questionable mint green lipstick. Not to mention the mirror she positions above herself so she can watch what's going on. Admittedly, we don't all go to such lengths to bash one out, but surely we all have some kind of ritual, right?
It's not every day you see a mortician masturbate on top of a corpse she's supposed to be working on, but then again The Neon Demon isn't really like any other film I've seen. She kind of lies on top of the body, spitting on it and rubbing herself to climax. It might not be something we all do (a wild guess), but it's certainly an, umm... unforgettable scene.
It's our girl Maggie G again, this time she's masturbating post-sex, because the guy she's just slept with has left her feeling unsatisfied (been there, babe). For her character it's not about doing it for his gaze, it's an actual need. She's just frustrated and needs to come.
Even Marnie Michaels aka the most uptight and controlling character in Girls needs to let off some vulval steam. After meeting a respected artist at a gallery event and some flirty back and forth, she rushes to the loos for a quickie by herself. As soon as she's shut the bathroom door, she puts her hands in her tights and masturbates (presumably at the thought of this guy she's just met). See - women don't all light candles and have a bubble bath and sensuously stroke their clits, sometimes we just need to get it done.
Shiri Appleby acted the whole masturbating with a vibrator in the back of a van thing so damn well. In Unreal, it was refreshing af to see a woman bashing one out when she needed to, regardless of the setting. It's mundane, it's routine, it's not that 'sexy'. IT'S REAL.
Laura Prepon's character is so blunt and honest about her masturbation it's incredibly refreshing. When a dude bursts in, interrupting her, and asks, "What were you doing?" she replies, "I was masturbating". Shame-free as she should be. Obvs that makes him uncomfortable and before he leaves the room, she's already switching her vibrator back on. Her orgasm, which happens while he's in her dorm mate's bedroom, is one of those intense, toe-crunching, stiff-legged numbers.
Who hasn't masturbated in the bath with the shower head? It's a rite of passage for young women, non? Max (Kat Dennings) walks into the bathroom to find her housemate's legs all up in the air. Then it slowly dawns on her what Caroline is up to as she notices the shower head in a certain position... we've all been caught in the act, we know how this feels.
Maggie Gyllenhaal's awesome role in Secretary sees her making her way to the bathroom to finger herself, while looking at a sheet of her typing mistakes pointed out by her boss (and dominant). Whatever does it for you. She's dirty talking to herself, touching her breasts and it's with an urgency that I think most of us can relate to.
You probably shouldn't have to explain to your own mother that they can *ahem* get off without your father, but Reese Witherspoon's Pleasantville character is unfortunately not that lucky. After giving her mama the birds and bees chat, her mum locks herself in the bathroom and goes to town while her husband is waiting for her in the bedroom. Her first masturbatory experience is so transformative (figuratively and literally) that the previously black and white movie starts turning all colourful. A tree even catches fire. Now that must have been one mighty fine orgasm.
I'm assuming that when you're in prison, you don't get that much opportunity to have some 'me time'. In one episode we see Big Boo masturbating with a screwdriver. And later, Pennsatucky also uses whatever available resources she has (a mobile phone on vibrate, obviously) to masturbate.

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Andrew Sarris may be one of the most influential American film critics, but here’s a claim, located within his recent review of In Search of a Midnight Kiss , that may not hold up to some of his better-remembered theories: “Even when we confront 40-year-old virgins of either gender, movies refuse to show them compensating for the lack of a sexual partner. There is lasting shame involved in this spectacle.”
Not to ever, ever profess superiority over Sarris, but I’ve nonetheless compiled today’s list as a way of proving the man wrong. There are actually tons and tons of masturbation scenes found in non-porn movies, from the low brow to the high brow, from as indirect as the boy wizard playing with his wand under the covers in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban to as direct as the non-simulated masturbation in Michael Winterbottom’s 9 Songs and John Cameron Mitchell’s Shortbus (which would probably feature my #1 pick, from the sound of it, if I ever bothered to see it).
The following 10 films are some of the most memorable masturbation scenes, excluding any movies that might be considered examples of, in Sarris’ words, “the fringe exploitation genres” (I’ve even gone so far as to leave out mainstream horror like The Exorcist , considering it’s crucifix masturbation is far from the self-pleasuring moments Sarris is clearly interested in). Oh, and I’ve attempted to chart these films artistically from lowbrow to high.
10. Fast Times at Ridgemont High – Everybody remembers this scene because of the fantasy: Phoebe Cates emerges from a swimming pool in slow motion and removes her bikini top. And then Cates’ character walks in on the fantasizer, Judge Reinhold, for one of the most awkward moments in the history of awkward comedy. There’s been plenty of uncomfortable scenes of guys being caught in the act, including those moments in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind , Little Children and the most obvious masturbation movie, American Pie .
9. Léolo – Speaking of masturbating with food, not even pie-fucking beats the scene in this French-Canadian gem in which our young titular hero decides that his real father is a man who jerked off with a tomato, which later impregnated Léolo’s mother when she fell onto it. There are other less memorable masturbation scenes involving liver and chicken, too. Yum!
8. Spanking the Monkey – I always found the masturbation scenes in this movie so interesting because of how clean a “job” Ray Aibelli (Jeremy Davies) does with his personal business. I guess when you’re probably fantasizing about your mother, your mind is dirty enough, and so (seemingly) uncomfortably jacking off while sitting on a toilet is the best way to go. But couldn’t he just do it in the shower, like Kevin Spacey in American Beauty ? I’m surprised that Sarris forgot about this one, since the title alone refers to the act.
7. The Squid and the Whale – If I have to select one movie involving a little kid masturbating (and writing this sentence has already got me feeling immensely ashamed), I pick this one over Todd Solondz’ Happiness (”I came!”), because while both scenes in question are quite disturbing, the one featuring the real-life son of Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates jerking off in a library and then wiping his hands off on some books is at least a little amusing. A lot amusing if you take into account his mother’s appearance in movie #10 above. And if you need another little kid masturbating movie to choose from (I’m not judging), Babel .
6. But I’m a Cheerleader Slums of Beverly Hills. The reason that this movie is the more significant of the two is because the masturbation scene is very tastefully done, and yet in its original form, it controversially garnered the film an NC-17 rating, only because, as argued in the documentary This Film is Not Yet Rated , it deals with both homosexual desire and female sexuality. The main evidence: American Pie was released in the same year with an R rating.
5. Mulholland Drive – A less beautiful yet no less exploitive depiction of female masturbation occurs in David Lynch’s enigmatic film. Despite the fact that guys tend to enjoy watching a girl pleasure herself, only the most sadistic of men could be turned on by Naomi Watts crying and painfully attempting to get off.
4. Bad Lieutenant – When I first heard about the scene in which Harvey Keitel’s corrupt cop masturbates in front of two teens in a car he pulls over, I thought it had to be the most debauched scene in film history. Of course, I was only 15 when it came out and wasn’t yet familiar with a lot of cinema. By the time I actually bothered to watch the scene many years later, it was less shocking than I expected. Still, as far as depraved things a character can do in a movie — at least in theory — it’s up there, and it’s certainly one of the first scenes that comes to mind when I think of movie masturbation.
3. Amarcord – Oh, right, here’s another movie with little kids masturbating. But it’s a Fellini movie, so obviously it’s incomparable to the three referenced earlier. Although an amusing scene, featuring a bunch of kids masturbating in unison in a car, it’s much less disturbing, as it simply displays the act as a part of growing up.
2. Being There – “I like to watch.” Hopefully you’ve seen this wonderful film, and that’s all I need to say. But just in case you’re not familiar, here’s the scene: Eve Rand (Shirley MacLaine) attempts to seduce the rather simple Chauncey Gardner (Peter Sellers), who responds by saying, “I like to watch.” Of course, he means the television, but Eve takes the statement to mean he wants to watch her pleasure herself. And so she proceeds to humiliate herself on the floor while Chauncey hilariously takes enjoys an exercise show on the TV.
1. Adaptation – Really, the whole movie is one big masturbation scene. There is a literal masturbation scene, though, in which Charlie (Nicolas Cage) fantasizes about Susan Orlean (Meryl Streep), and it’s pretty good on its own. But it takes the top spot for affirming that screenwriter Charlie Kauffman created the literary equivalent of beating off.
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