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Ah, the dick pic. A miracle of technology? A creepy nuisance? The Civil War love letter of our time? Regardless of your views on a guy’s Richard Picture, it is undeniable that there are only so many different ways to take a picture of your junk. Amateur cultural anthropologist (also known as "some girl on Snapchat") Reece took the time to create this safe for work, illustrated guide to the dick pic. I’ll add my commentary as we go. Let’s begin, shall we?
The Low Angle has many benefits and drawbacks. The forced perspective may make your Richard Attenborough (RIP) seem larger, but chances are your face will look at best dumb and at worst super, duper dumb. It’s just a fact that guys are terrible at making sexy faces, particularly while stretching their arms to hold a camera below their dicks. That’s basic science.
Depending on whom you ask, The Side Profile is either a classic of the genre or the lazy man’s dick pic. The plus side is you’re keeping it simple and focusing just on the dick. The downside is dicks are often not the most photogenic things. Sometimes putting something else in the frame is actually a good thing.
The Bird’s Eye View is the Wes Anderson shot of phallic photos. It presents your buddy in a new and interesting light. This raises the question of whether dicks need "new and interesting lights" in which to be presented. It’s a debate that will rage on in this country for decades to come until it tears us apart and we’re fighting brother against brother for America’s soul once more.
Technique 5: The Straight On (Reece skipped Technique 4! She’s a rebel! She looks at Math dead in the eyes and says, "Fuck you, Math.")
The Straight On, like The Side Profile is a lazy man’s choice. That doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s the wrong choice. It’s the default option for dick pics. Don’t have time to Emmanuel Lubezki your dick pic set up? This is your best bet. Word of warning: this works best if you’re working with something impressive downstairs, because this technique is just going to show it as it is. Not a lot of room for puffery with The Straight On.
Technique 6: The Let Me Grab My Sack
The Let Me Grab My Sack is all puffery. It’s smoke and mirrors in dick-form. You’re not fooling anyone. Everyone knows that’s not what your dick actually looks like, so stop squeezing it to increase your stats. This technique is false advertising and as such should be avoided at all costs.
The Counter Flop is great in that it gives full context to your stuff, but it’s also a winner because it’s somewhat whimsical. It says, "Hey, I don’t take myself too seriously. Would a guy who takes himself too seriously just leave his dick sitting on this here counter? I think not." That’s a good look on a guy.
Conclusion: Reece provided an accurate list of the different types of dick pics, but remember the most important thing about sending pictures of your penis: It’s only fun if the other person explicitly expresses a desire to see your penis. If they don’t, keep it to yourself. And that’s one to grow on.
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> hahaha it is quite a large load of crap ..... lol it's obviously comming from a > man...lol and not only that..it's implying that many women are not accomplished > horse riders because they can't orgasm in the saddle..lol.. i dunno he needs to > hack it off and develope a clit and give it a try and find out for himself it > sounds!
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On Monday, February 28, 2000 3:00:00 AM UTC-5, bryan wrote:
> You know, I get up at sun up, saddle the ol' mare, and head out for a days
> worth of punchin', cuttin' and sortin'. I don't think I've ever heard of
> such a load of ........ in my life. If this is what you're feelin' or
> thinkin' or whatever when you climb up your horse, then you need to open up
> y'er yellow pages and look under "shrink" section and book y'erself an appt.
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sh...@ecn.ab.ca wrote in message < 38b9...@ecn.ab.ca >... >Subject: A canter > >As to the delicate delights of English saddles, >> >> an English saddle, eh? Interesting. >> Whenever I have subtlety suggested >> to riders that is might be possible >> to get some sexual stimulation from >> riding, I get heavily flamed 99% of the time. >> The other 1% of the time, >> they admit, for example, that the >> sitting trot and the canter are good >> for stimulation. can you add to this??? > >Those who flame you are either embarrassed, trying to keep a wonderful >secret for the pleasure of a small, initiated elite or frigid. > >Horseback riding has been giving women orgasms for centuries. And >knowledgeable men have sought the heightened instincts and abilities of >horsewomen for just as long. Serious horseback riding, for sport or >hunting, is strenuous exercise and greatly increases the muscle tone and >control of the stomach, groin, ass and inner legs. It involves forging >a physical bond and a physical understanding of a muscled, warm blooded >animal between your legs. You don't sit on a horse. To ride a horse >you have to grip it and move with it. You have to feel it and know how >it moves. The true horsewoman not only knows how to respond to the >horse but knows how to work with it, to communicate by strength and >balance, in such a way as to make the two animals, herself and the >horse, conform to each other in the midst of heavy physical activity. > >A woman who can ride well must be bold. She must mix control with >receptivity. She understands that too much control blocks the natural >power of her horse while too little control will mean the horse loses >its sense of her. > >This physical communion is at the heart of the sexuality of riding. It >is that physical communion that should be at the heart of two lovers >making love. > >And yes a canter is a lovely motion for a woman to feel the pressure of >a saddle up between her thighs. It has more of the quick, soft circular >motion that women seem to prefer when playing with themselves. I would >think that the sitting trot is more for a woman whose orgasms come more >directly and forcefully. The beast and the saddle surge more >relentlessly, irresistibly through her legs in a distinctive rise and >fall. She can allow her full weight to press from her vulva to the >saddles spine. But the truly masterful horsewoman, knows her beast and >knows her body. She will know how long her can carry her at any given >pace and how much of any pace she enjoys. And she blends these to >please herself. And the spirited beast loves to provide the stamina and >strength and rhythm for her pleasure. And if she can ride well enough >he will gallop and jump and thunder across the earth with her and end >exhausted and exhaulted and, most importantly, incredibly loyal. > >Each woman must find the way she finds most satisfying to ride, a >canter, a sitting trot or a gallup. It can be so much fun figuring out >which you like the most. > >Enough horseing around for one evening. Hope you enjoyed the ride. Did >I answer your question? > >My warmest and best, > The Gentleman > > >-- > >
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Well, I don't know about all that, but his description does make me want to go riding.... -- Fran <\__~ / \
>You know, I get up at sun up, saddle the ol' mare, and head out for a days >worth of punchin', cuttin' and sortin'. I don't think I've ever heard of >such a load of ........ in my life. If this is what you're feelin' or >thinkin' or whatever when you climb up your horse, then you need to open up >y'er yellow pages and look under "shrink" section and book y'erself an appt.
You got me cracking up in my chair...... The most stimulation I have ever gotten riding a horse was when my mare bucked me over the horn of my western saddle, at a full canter, and I ended up riding her without reins, sitting on her neck, and holding her mane. The stimulation nearly put me in the hospital, after mashing my balls on that saddle horn, but after I got her stopped, and got off, I was so "high" from adrenalin, and feeling good about staying on her throughout all of this excitement, that I forgot the pain..... I wont forget that day.... ever ..... !!!! I wont foget the pain, and I wont forget the way I rode that crazy mare, and refused to fall off. That #$^$ mare has dumped me more times than any other horse I have ever ridden, yet, she is one of my favorite horses ever, and is one fine horse.
Think I better go out to my stud barn and make sure all the boys are alone. I already know my mares are in their own paddock !!!!! :)
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