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As the old saying goes: if you can’t do it yourself, have someone do it for you. But what’s a guy to do if no one’s available to give you some oral pleasure?
Well, you’re in luck because thankfully, the 15 best blowjob machines are available on the market and they’re the next best thing to a human mouth.
Here are our top 15 picks for automatic dick sucker sex toys!
Now, if you’re looking for a blowjob machine that can provide an experience that’s as close to the real deal as possible, then look no further than the top blowjob machine of 2022: the Autoblow AI!
We cannot overstate how amazing this futuristic male sex toy is, considering that it’s the only automatic blowjob machine that has preset modes based on real-life data derived from what men like about getting an old-fashioned. Better yet, the Autoblow AI has a whopping 10 preset BJ settings that range from “coy cock kissing” to “throat-busting BJ”.
Kudos to the developers of the Autoblow AI, too, as they managed to execute this blowjob machine’s concept impressively. The overall construction might not be as compact or visually pleasing as other male sex toys out there, but it more than makes up for that misgiving by being one hell of a durable toy and having a battery life that can last you a long time.
Suffice it to say that the Autoblow AI isn’t a one-and-done dick-sucking machine that you have to recharge after you bust that nut; you just have to clean up the sleeve after each session, and then you’re good to go for another hummer!
All in all, you won’t find a better blowjob machine right now than the Autoblow AI. In fact, this model has got us even more excited for the eventual Autoblow AI 2.0 that might be released in the future!
If you’re looking for a blowjob machine that requires little to no fuss and provides you with a whole lot of pleasure, then the Fleshlight Universal Launch is the perfect dick-sucking machine for you.
This male sex toy allows you to customize your BJs in a variety of ways, since it’s compatible with most Fleshlights , from the FleshJack Boys to the Stamina Training Unit.
It also does 250 strokes per minute!
The only problems with this blowjob toy are how its battery requires a relatively long charging time and that it’s not waterproof. Don’t get it twisted, though: it’s water-resistant, which means it can handle your load, but just don’t submerge it in water.
As with other Lovense products, this blowjob simulator toy can be activated with the use of their app and allows you to program how you want this male masturbator to suck the stress out of you.
Additionally, you can even use the app remotely wherever you are, so it’s perfect if you’re in a long-distance relationship and need some hot service.
Yes, it has factory settings if you want a quick robot blow job experience, but they’re too generic; the real fun is when you start customizing this male sex toy’s functions, whether you want it deep and fast or you want a lingering deepthroat type of feel.
This is an automatic blowjob machine that won’t require you to use your hands during the whole milking process— save for putting it on, of course. The result is an experience that comes as close to a real blowjob as possible.
The Quickshot Launch is a blowjob machine that only requires you to hold on to the side handles, which also include this sex toy’s controls for stroke speed and sucking sensation, and just let all your problems melt away while it does its job (pun intended).
At up to 250 strokes per minute , did we mention?
The only downside? The FQL is a relatively pricey device. However, this male masturbator basically pays for itself once you attach it to your willy.
A blowjob machine is all well and good, but they’re not always as affordable or as handy as a blowjob sex toy like the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan.
Whereas your regular blowjob robot relies on motors and controls, the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan puts its money almost entirely on high-quality materials that simulate both a mouth and a vagina at the same time.
Yup, this is a pocket pussy, and it’s one that has a 5-inch soft, realistic canal that’s simply a cut above the rest.
The F1S Developer’s Kit proves that blowjob sex toys don’t have to be cumbersome units. This handy blowjob toy is packed with features all in a package that you can easily carry around with you.
You can even control this sex toy with one hand!
The outer body of this blowjob toy is made of aluminum for lightweight durability; inside, you get textured and curved materials that feel all too real; and there’s a window panel for some visual stimulation while you use it.
All in all, the F1S Developer’s Kit is one of the best blowjob sex toys if you need a high-performing masturbator on the go. It’s also very popular with kinky couples.
Big boys need love, too, and the TENGA Ultra Size Onacup is the best option for you guys who are extra-large sausage holders out there.
Although not a blowjob robot—this is one of those traditional blowjob simulators— the TENGA is more than capable of giving you a nice realistic BJ nonetheless.
You’re going to love how it’s got a lube reservoir that dispenses it inside the Onacup for an easy, pleasurable feel. And the 6.25” canal is made up of varying textures of bumps and nubs that give you that nice real-life BJ sensation.
It might start off a bit tight, though, but that feeling easily disappears with a couple of uses.
The Kiiroo KEON is the future of cock sucking machines, as per the company’s advertisement. And when you find out what an automatic blowjob machine like this can do, you’re probably going to be convinced of that statement.
This is one of the best sex toys to have if you don’t mind still making minimal use of your hands while milking your one-eyed snake.
Apart from that, though, everything else is golden here: it’s got an ergonomic design for easy handling; controls that are one-hand friendly; and a cool futuristic LED light system for visual appeal.
It’s like if Cyberpunk 2077 had cock toys.
Forget all the VR gimmicks from the other blow job machines in the market today – TENGA has found you a way to strike a balance between kinky technology and traditional masturbation simulators with the Black Flip Hole.
This little masturbatory gadget combines everything great about TENGA’s Ultra Size Onacup with some nifty advanced features that let you control the intensity and stroke of the canal. You can even use it without an erection – great for men with ED!
Oh, and it even comes with a free packet of lube, which is a nice touch.
The Hummer Plus BJ Masturbator is a total beast of a BJ machine, there’s no doubt about it.
Despite its rather cumbersome size and overall design—what with all the wires and remotes—you’re going to find that this is one toy that’s stuffed with some of the best automatic features for a hands-free experience like no other.
Well, you’re getting a whopping 15 settings with this machine, along with 10 more vibration settings that let you create more than 100 variations for your masturbatory pleasure. Everything’s remote-controlled here, save for the suction that’s attached to the main device.
The Kiiroo Onyx+ is one of the most futuristic sex toys for some nice simulated oral sex.
With a sleek design and user-friendly interface, you’re going to find that the Kiiroo Onyx+ is one of the best options if you’re looking for the most interactive BJ toy experience out there.
That’s mainly thanks to both its VR app compatibility and content-pairing features that let you “ride along” with your favorite virtual reality porn , its affiliated sex chat sites, and erotic VR content.
Don’t let its looks fool you: the ZOLO Automatic Penis Masturbator is a great option if you’re looking for a BJ toy that’s just enough to give you a realistic sensation but not too primitive to be just a simple pocket pussy.
This is a vibrating masturbator that’s straight to the point: it’s got a couple of settings to choose from; an adjustable suction cup that’s shaped—you guessed it—in the form of a hot mouth; and the whole thing is rechargeable via USB.
Perfect for the man who likes to make a night out of their wank sessions, the Kiiroo Titan VR experience is a blowjob machine that gives you the most detailed and immersive masturbatory experience possible.
You can either use this gadget to sync with erotic content or, if you have a partner, connect it remotely for some mutual long-distance fun.
And although it’s not necessarily a hands-free experience, you’re going to love how the Kiiroo Titan VR sex toy set comes with a sleek and feature-packed handheld automatic male vibrator .
For a totally hands-free masturbation experience, you can’t go wrong with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III. This handy toy is touted as a “Guybrator”, with features specifically made for male sexual stimulation.
In other words, it vibrates your cock .
The Hot Octopuss Pulse III makes use of strategically placed oscillations with the use of their patented PulsePlate technology, which you can control using a couple of buttons on the side of the device.
It’s also waterproof and has a magnetic USB charging bay, too, so it’s pretty easy to charge, clean, and use in all different scenarios.
If you like the idea of a blowjob simulator, but you can’t afford one right now, maybe you should try a much cheaper manual alternative like the LoveHoney head Master Double Penis Stroker.
At less than $12 , this fun little penis toy is not going to break the bank – though it’s a little on the tight side, so maybe give it a miss if you’re well-endowed.
Blowjob machines are motorized penis toys that require batteries or electricity to operate. Most of these toys are also VR porn and smartphone-enabled , which allows its users to sync their devices with erotic videos and sites.
Male masturbator sex toys, on the other hand, are more traditional. They’re analog devices that simply make use of lubricant and silicone (or other rubber or plastic materials) to simulate a vagina, mouth, or anus in order to give its users a realistic sensation.
The Quickshot Launch is a hands-free oral sex machine that gives its users one of the most realistic BJ experiences available today.
Apart from its soft and real-feel materials, the QL also allows for a variety of settings and strokers that let you customize how you want to masturbate.
It can also stroke your penis up to 250 times per minute !
Manufacturers equip their respective machines with their own cleaning instructions, but here are a few tips that you should keep in mind:
How you clean your device depends on the material used.
For example, silicone simply requires rubbing it with a damp soapy cloth.. However, other materials may require that you use a specialized cleaner.
Unless it’s explicitly stated that your machine is waterproof, never dip it in water.
The safest choice here, as mentioned, is cleaning your machine with a cloth that’s been dampened with soapy water.
If not specifically included in the instructions, the best way to store your blowjob machine is to cover it in cloth.
If it has numerous detachable components, make sure to provide ample storage for each before covering them.
We’ve looked at many great blowjob machines here today, but which ones are worth your hard-earned cash?
Models like the Fleshlight Universal Launch , Kiiroo Onyx+ , or the F1S Developer’s Kit provide you with state-of-the-art fap sessions that are immersive and stimulating, stroking your penis so you don’t have to.
On the other hand, manual masturbators like the TENGA Ultra Size or the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan provide you with a quick and simple way to orgasm without needing to read a manual before jerking off.
Whatever the case may be, you’re in for a treat with any of these men’s sex toys. Enjoy!
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Watching pornography is a normal extracurricular activity for many women. Yet, the storylines in most porn movies center on a delivery guy/repair man showing up unexpectedly (eye roll). Why should you sacrifice a good plot for great sex? Get you some female-friendly porn that can do both. The best and most arousing porn films are often the ones that involve drama, relationships, and, ya know, things other than HD penises on the screen. But sometimes they can be hard to find. (Pun intended...?) In an effort to be helpful and sex positive, we've rounded up the best full-length porn movies, from vintage porn to softcore porn and everything in between, with ethical standards, feminist values, pretty cinematography, and good music to boot. (And P.S.: Just in case you need a great new sex toy to go along with these, we've rounded up our favorites there too.)
This 1974 French drama was actually the first in a series of softcore porn films all based on the erotic novel Emmanuelle , which was published in 1967. The plot follows a young woman named Emmanuelle who lives with her older husband in Bangkok, where he's serving as a French diplomat in the country. While abroad, Emmanuelle embarks on a journey of sexual discovery (because would it even be a proper softcore classic without a woman embarking on a journey of sexual discovery?).
In 1975, the Black Emmanuelle series, Laura Gemser, kicked off. The movies focus on Mae Jordan, an investigative journalist and photographer who publishes under the pseudonym Emmanuelle, and her erotic adventures around the world. The first installment was set in Africa and filmed mostly in Kenya.
This ‘70s porn classic is actually based on an off-Broadway play that ran for several weeks in 1971. It follows a tennis match that gets very sexy, and is actually considered as “erotic romance.” Bonus points for the theater beginnings, because it’s not just porn—it’s culture . Plus, keep an eye out for Sylvester Stallone in a pre-fame camera as a repairman (of course).
Also known simply as Mona , this 1970 pornographic film was the second porn movie, after Blue Movie (below), to receive wide release in the United States. It's considered to be the first mainstream pornographic movie with a real plot focused on action, whereas Blue Movie was more of a slice-of-life movie (with sex, of course). Granted, the "action" of plot of Mona is mostly the movement it takes for characters to get to another sexual partner, but still.
Another 1970s classic from porn’s high-ish budget heyday, this one follows the tale of a woman who is rereading her diary and reliving all of the very sexy exploits she’s experienced while in a hotel room.
This 1973 movie deals is all about the school spirit. A group of enterprising cheerleaders takes it on themselves to secure a win for their team’s football team by exhausting the opposing side the night before the big game. You can guess what ensues.
In 1971, noted Golden Age of Porn producer Bill Osco brought the world Harlot . Osco got his start in the industry working on Mona , and Harlot is definitely a movie in the same vein (it follows a young woman as she makes her way through various sexual situations—you know, like most '70s porn movies).
Bill Harrison stars in this 1972 classic as a construction worker who witnesses a car accident and then goes through the victim's purse (you know, as you do), where he discovers an invitation to a club called Bijou. As you might expect, this sets him out on a sexy adventure.
In 1984, Reel People hit the porn world and changed the game as the first major pornographic film to feature sex between professional porn stars and amateurs. This led to the launch of the "Pro-Am" genre; the film is seen as paving the way for the reality porn genre, too.
There are porn movies with "plots" and then there are porn movies with actual PLOTS. For the record, 1973's The Devil in Miss Jones is the latter. The movie is about a depressed woman who commits suicide, only to be told in the afterlife that even though she lived a good life, her suicide excludes her from entering heaven. Faced with an eternity in limbo, Miss Jones requests to be sent back to earth as the embodiment of lust so she can earn her place in Hell instead.
This 1976 porn has a very 1976 porn plot: A wealthy, married New York heiress named Pauline sets out on an adventure of sexual discovery and exploration involving ~sexy~ times with several different people. Classic.
A plot doesn't have to be complicated to be good, and that's more true in porn than probably any other genre around. This '90s classic (emphasis on the '90s) is about an Italian woman named Moana who embarks on a personal quest to improve her sex life and you have to respect a woman who knows exactly what her goals are and goes for them.
In this 1985 movie, a couple visits a sex therapist for help finding the elusive and magical (in 1985, at least) G-spot. The movie stars Ginger Lynn, Harry Reems, and Annette Haven and is considered a classic among porn aficionados.
This smoking hot classic takes viewers inside the sexual fantasies of several women, from a bored housewife and a lady boss businesswoman to an older woman and a curious teenager, touching on as many parts of the female sexual spectrum as you could expect a movie from 1979 to do.
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