Bernie's Free Ice Cream Revolution

Title: Bernie’s Big Idea

One chilly morning in Burlington, Vermont, Senator Bernie Sanders woke up with a revolutionary thought: What if every kid in America got free ice cream on Fridays?

He grabbed his mittens (yes, even in April) and marched straight to the local ice cream parlor. The owner, Marge, nearly dropped her scoop when Bernie burst in.

'Bernie! You’re here for your usual maple walnut?' she asked.

'No, Marge—bigger! What if we made ice cream free for all kids? Funded by taxing billionaires’ sprinkles!' Bernie declared, waving his arms.

Marge blinked. 'But Bernie… I am a billionaire.' (She had secretly invented a self-stirring ice cream cone.)

Bernie gasped. 'Then you’re exactly who I need!'

Together, they drafted the 'Frosty Fridays Act'—a law guaranteeing free scoops, paid for by a 2% tax on unicorn frappuccinos and yacht polish.

The bill went viral. Kids protested with signs: 'Gimme Sprinkles or Gimme Death!' Even Republicans secretly licked cones behind closed doors.

In the end, Congress compromised: Free popsicles on alternate Tuesdays. Bernie grumbled, 'It’s a start,' and celebrated with a double scoop—paid for by taxing his own book royalties.

Moral of the story: Never underestimate a Vermonter with a dream… and a sweet tooth.

(The End… or just the beginning of the Dessert Revolution?) 🍦✊

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