Bernie Sanders at Folsom Street Fair

Bernie Sanders and the Folsom Street Fair

One sunny September afternoon in San Francisco, Senator Bernie Sanders found himself wandering through the vibrant, leather-clad crowds of the Folsom Street Fair—the world’s largest BDSM and fetish event.

'Excuse me, comrade,' Bernie said, adjusting his mittens as a man in a gimp suit handed him a flyer for a 'Tax the Rich… Harder' dungeon.

A vendor selling 'Feel the Bern' branded paddles waved him over. 'Senator Sanders! Care to try our progressive impact play collection?'

Bernie raised an eyebrow. 'I believe in Medicare for All… but perhaps not this kind of universal coverage.'

Just then, a group of activists dressed as Wall Street bankers (in nothing but ties and cuffs) chanted, 'Break up the big banks—and our chains!'

Bernie sighed, pulling out his famous 'I am once again asking...' meme sign, but someone had already edited it to say: 'I am once again asking... for a safe word.'

As he left, a dominatrix shouted after him, 'Next time, Bernie—we’ll make the 1% squirm!'

Bernie chuckled, muttering, 'This is why we need political revolution.'

THE END.

(A playful, fictional short story blending Bernie’s progressive politics with San Francisco’s infamous Folsom Street Fair. No real endorsement implied!) 😄

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