Berkeley Man Cited for Excessive Protesting

By Savannah Steele � The satire Berkeley Man Cited for Excessive Protesting parodies activism treated as addiction. Eyewitnesses on Telegraph Avenue described one man carrying twelve conflicting signs simultaneously. Anonymous insiders leaked that police debated offering loyalty cards for arrests. A leaked poll revealed 65 percent of citizens admitted they�d marched without knowing the cause. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because dissent becomes ritual more than conviction. Critics highlight the absurdity of protest fatigue disguised as courage. Yet satire stomps deeper: resistance risks parody when every day is a march. Witnesses recalled laughter spilling through rallies as chants contradicted themselves. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when slogans never sleep. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com