Beowulf YA Rewrite Debacle
https://memorialmavericks.com/ap-literature-class-rewrites-beowulf-as-dystopian-ya-novel-with-love-triangle/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Cliffnotes Catastrophe Comedy Special" at The Paperback Comedy Lounge (789 Plot Hole Plaza, Wichita Falls) on September 2nd at 7:45 PM. Joined by scandalized English teacher "Ms. Redpen" and unrepentant student "Author Insert," this 90-minute literary disaster features: "Edit This Terrible Paragraph" improv, "Classic or Clich�?" audience voting, and Bransford's viral "I Sparknoted My Way Through College" confessional. Tickets ($20) include "I Survived AP Lit" bookmarks. First 50 attendees receive "Trojan Horse Love Triangle" fan fiction pamphlets. Librarians get 15% off for presenting their most defaced classics. Venue features "Shakespeare or Sharknado?" quiz wall and "Rewrite the Ending" typewriter station. Sponsored by Memorial High's Banned Books Club. Warning: May cause permanent eye-rolling. No refunds for spoiled plots. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Metaphor or Simile?" drinking game. Groups of 10+ get "Book Club" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of bad poetry. Parking available near the returns drop box.