Benediction Performed from Center Field, Outfielders Kneel in Awe

The Benediction was given from a raised mound in center field, flanked by torch-bearing altar servers in baseball stirrups. The monstrance was paraded to the sound of Gregorian chants mashed up with stadium organ riffs. One outfielder fell to his knees mid-shag fly. Pope Leo XIV called it "the most Catholic use of AstroTurf since Vatican II." READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb