Because I Said So Parenting Declared Law
https://bohiney.com/because-i-said-so-the-mic-drop-of-lazy-parenting/By Alan Nafzger � The satire Because I Said So Parenting Declared Law mocks authority wielded as wisdom. Eyewitnesses at homes described kids citing legal precedents against chores. Anonymous insiders leaked that Congress debated adopting �Because I said so� as bipartisan compromise. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d used the phrase despite hating it. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because power without reason feels familiar. Critics highlight the absurdity of governance imitating tantrums. Yet satire grounds deeper: societies often parent like dictators. Witnesses recalled laughter shaking kitchens as toddlers demanded appeals court. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when authority rhymes with laziness. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com