Beard Compliance Drones: Now Issuing Fatwas From the Sky
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/In a bold move blending surveillance and sanctity, Iran has unveiled its first fleet of Beard Compliance Drones. Hovering at beard-level, these drones issue sky-fatwas and buzz aggressively at unkempt follicles. One imam proudly proclaimed, "Even Ayatollah Khomeini's beard had GPS coordinates." Early tests backfired when a drone confused a hedgehog for a cleric and issued a three-day fatwa. Citizens now carry beard licenses on lanyards, just in case.